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	<description>I am Ling! Cheap new UK cars, life, noodles and fried rice... join in!</description>
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		<title>NEWS ACCIDENT: In pictures</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Ling supplies latest news &#8211; in Chinglish! Fashion royalty meet Queen at Buckingham Palace
Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-accident-in-pictures/</link>
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		<title>NEWS not NOSE: old bill bobbys deployed for Iran festival</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Iranians celebrate ancient festival despite deployment of extra old bill bobbys to discourage anti-government protests.
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-not-nose-old-bill-bobbys-deployed-for-iran-festival/</link>
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		<title>News CAT: Unite in Great Satan talks over BA strike</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Read the news in Chinglish: British Airways union Unite will meet with its Great Satan counterpart Teamsters to discuss impending strike by cabin crew.
Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-cat-unite-in-great-satan-talks-over-ba-strike/</link>
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		<title>News NIPPLE: Commons Speaker clashes with MP</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Latest news in Chinglish: A Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater clashes with Commons Speaker John Bercow after being rebuked for &#8220;untoward&#8221; (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) behaviour.
Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-nipple-commons-speaker-clashes-with-mp/</link>
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		<title>LingNews: Chelsea 0-1 Inter Milan (agg 1-3)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Jose Mourinho makes winning return to Stamford Bridge as Inter Milan knock Chelsea out of Champions League.
Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/lingnews-chelsea-0-1-inter-milan-agg-1-3/</link>
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		<title>What is new(S): Wigan 1-2 Aston Villa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Ling supplies latest news &#8211; in Chinglish! James Milner underlines male gender human bleing&#8217;s potential as possible World Cup starter for Province of Engrish running-dogs with winner as Aston Villa reignite their top-four push at Wigan.
Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/what-is-new-s-wigan-1-2-aston-villa/</link>
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		<title>Making it matter: Broadband plan sent to Congress</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Latest news in Chinglish: US regulators send national broadband plan to Congress in bid to lead world in provision of super-fast internet.
Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/making-it-matter-broadband-plan-sent-to-congress/</link>
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		<title>Getting noticed: Stephanomics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! The shrinking gap between Tory and Labour deficit plans
More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/getting-noticed-stephanomics/</link>
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		<title>News bleat: Clinton affirms Great Satan Israel support</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton denies US-Israel relations in crisis amid row over Jerusalem settlements.
Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-bleat-clinton-affirms-great-satan-israel-support/</link>
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		<title>News and more: Executive calls in PSNI over site</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ News translated to Chinglish! The Housing Executive calls in old bill bobbys to investigate its role in controversial development site in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! 
More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-and-more-executive-calls-in-psni-over-site/</link>
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		<title>News CAT: Call for child protection inquiry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Here&#8217;s some Chinglish news: Concern about child protection service, lah, including claim (always claiming, huh?) referrals were &#8220;binned&#8221;, lah, leads to calls for inquiry.
Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-cat-call-for-child-protection-inquiry/</link>
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		<title>Vauxhall Zafira Lease delivered to David Ayris in Chelmsford</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Visit my full letters page click here
Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by David Ayris from Chelmsford. Amazingly, the postman didn&#8217;t steal it!
				David says&#8230;A pleasure doing business with you &#8211; quite a rarity these days. A totally smooth operation from initial [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/vauxhall-zafira-lease-delivered-to-david-ayris-in-chelmsford/</link>
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		<title>Vauxhall Corsa Leasing Cheap &#163;205.61 inc VAT</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
				
			

				Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Vauxhall Corsa deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!
			

				I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.3 CDTi 16v (73bhp) ecoFLEX Energy Hatchback 3dr 1248cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
				It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only &#163;205.61 inc [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/vauxhall-corsa-leasing-cheap-amp-pound-205-61-inc-vat/</link>
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		<title>Vauxhall Corsa Leasing Cheap &#163;205.61 inc VAT</title>
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				Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Vauxhall Corsa deal to my contract hire and leasing website!
			

				I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.3 CDTi 16v (73bhp) ecoFLEX Energy Hatchback 3dr 1248cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
				It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only &#163;205.61 inc VAT per month with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/vauxhall-corsa-leasing-cheap-amp-pound-205-61-inc-vat/</link>
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		<title>News STOOL: Binocular lands Champion Hurdle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Chinglish news from Ling: Binocular, lah, ridden by Tony McCoy, lah, wins Champion Hurdle on opening day of Cheltenham Festival.
Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-stool-binocular-lands-champion-hurdle/</link>
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		<title>News swallow: Tories step up &#8220;Dear Leader&#8221; Brown union attack</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Here&#8217;s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The Conservatives step up attacks on Gordon &#8220;Dear Leader&#8221; Brown over male gender human bleing&#8217;s links with political director of union behind BA strike. What the hell I mean??!! 
Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-swallow-tories-step-up-quot-dear-leader-quot-brown-union-attack/</link>
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		<title>News from Ling: All-dog insurlince plan ruled out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Here&#8217;s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The government rules out forcing all dog owners to insure against their pet attacking human bliengs &#8211; week after suggesting idea.
Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-from-ling-all-dog-insurlince-plan-ruled-out/</link>
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		<title>News spotter: Oxford chief calls for fees rise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: The &#8220;preposterous&#8221; (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) limit on tuition fees should be scrapped, lah, says Oxford University chancellor Lord Patten.
Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-spotter-oxford-chief-calls-for-fees-rise/</link>
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		<title>News PUNISH: Honda recalls 410,000 cars in US</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ News translated to Chinglish! Japanese LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine manufacturer Rondla has announced it is recalling 410,000 cars in Great Satan because of complaints about their brakes. Eating rice!! 
Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-punish-honda-recalls-410-000-cars-in-us/</link>
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		<title>News CLACK: Winfrey to defend defamation case</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Breaking Chinglish news! Oprah Winfrey must defend case filed against flemale human person&#8217;s by former headmistress of flemale human person&#8217;s girls&#8217; school in South Africa, lah, judge rules.
Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-clack-winfrey-to-defend-defamation-case/</link>
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		<title>News CHEW: Stars prepare for top TV awards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Harry Hill, lah, Ant and Dec and Michael McIntyre will battle it out for top prize at Royal Television Society Awards later.
Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-chew-stars-prepare-for-top-tv-awards/</link>
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		<title>Saab 9-3 Sportwagon Lease delivered to Peter Dews in Butlers Marston</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Visit my full letters page click here
Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Peter Dews, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Saab 9-3 Sportwagon.
				Peter says&#8230;&#8220;The whole process from car selection to delivery of my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/saab-9-3-sportwagon-lease-delivered-to-peter-dews-in-butlers-marston/</link>
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		<title>New VCA data on the Kia Sportage</title>
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I am Ling and my Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XE  2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me?
 This is very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/new-vca-data-on-the-kia-sportage/</link>
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		<title>News FANNY: bloody annoying Blitish ambassador protests over TV hoax footage of him</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ News translated to Chinglish! The UK&#8217;s ambassador to Georgia complains about footage of him used in TV hoax about Russian invasion.
Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-fanny-bloody-annoying-blitish-ambassador-protests-over-tv-hoax-footage-of-him/</link>
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		<title>News YAMMER: Deadly bomb attacks in Iraqi town</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Gotta laugh at this news &#8211; in Chinglish! Eight human bliengs having been killed and 11 hurtee-hurtee by two bombs in central Iraqi town of Musayyab, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. 
Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com
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		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2010/03/16/news-yammer-deadly-bomb-attacks-in-iraqi-town/</link>
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