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		<title>News bleat: Israel hit by nationwide strike</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Israel&#8217;s main trade union federation launches national strike intended to shut down government offices, lah, banks, lah, airports, lah, ports and rail services. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-bleat-israel-hit-by-nationwide-strike/</link>
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		<title>Pollution levels on the Mercedes SLK Roadster have changed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looking at my records, the Mercedes SLK Roadster 2.1 CDi BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 Convertible 2dr 2143cc Diesel Automatic has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Mercedes to this update! I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/pollution-levels-on-the-mercedes-slk-roadster-have-changed/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a news lump: Vauxhall : Vlauxhall REVEALS GENEVA SHOW STARS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Vauxhall is to unveil brace of stunning new models and groundbreaking concept LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine at this yearâs Geneva Show, lah, which opens to press on monthly number-three 6. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/it-s-a-news-lump-vauxhall-vlauxhall-reveals-geneva-show-stars/</link>
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		<title>News bleat: Stage chiller hits big screen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Harry Potter star is spooked in Woman in Black Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-bleat-stage-chiller-hits-big-screen/</link>
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		<title>Leading the news: Pensioner hit by stolen LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine dies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s news in Chinglish: A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was struck dead by stolen LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine minutes after officers stopped chasing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/leading-the-news-pensioner-hit-by-stolen-lingscars-tm-vehicling-driving-car-machine-dies/</link>
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		<title>News FANNY: &#8216;Dozens killed&#8217; in Homs shelling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ling supplies latest news &#8211; in Chinglish! Syrian opposition groups say more than 40 human bliengs having been killed as bombardment of city of Homs continues. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-fanny-dozens-killed-in-homs-shelling/</link>
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		<title>Big porky news: Taylor art auction fetches ÂRMB Yuan #14m</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ling&#8217;s news in Chinglish! Three paintings from Elizabeth Taylor&#8217;s personal art collection sold for almost ÂRMB Yuan #14 million at auction in London. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/big-porky-news-taylor-art-auction-fetches-rmb-yuan-14m/</link>
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		<title>News TICKLE: RBS boss: I considered resigning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land chief executive, lah, Stephen Hester, lah, says bloody man briefly considered resigning during uproar over male gender human bleing&#8217;s bonus. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-tickle-rbs-boss-i-considered-resigning/</link>
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		<title>What is new(S): VIDEO: Great Satan court backs gay marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some Chinglish news: A Great Satan court has ruled that ban on same-sex marriages in California is unconstitutional. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/what-is-new-s-video-great-satan-court-backs-gay-marriage/</link>
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		<title>News ABUSE: Jobs boost for economy in January</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top Gear can&#8217;t do the news in Chinglish! Employers added permanent jobs for first clock time result in four months in January, lah, says Recruitment and Employment Confederation. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-abuse-jobs-boost-for-economy-in-january/</link>
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		<title>News STOOL: Dissidents getting PSNI woman&#8217;s phone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Latest news in Chinglish: A old bill bobbys woman&#8217;s lost mobile phone containing hundreds of photographs and operational details falls into hands of dissident republicans. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-stool-dissidents-getting-psni-woman-s-phone/</link>
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		<title>News from Ling: New old bill bobbys squad to tackle gangs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top Gear can&#8217;t do the news in Chinglish! A new squad of 1,000 officers dedicated to tackling gang-related crime (shoud shoot them) in London (capital of Great England) is being launched by Metropolitan Police. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-from-ling-new-old-bill-bobbys-squad-to-tackle-gangs/</link>
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		<title>Tell me the news, Ling: Pakistan PM files contempt appeal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani files appeal against appearing before Supreme Court on contempt charges on 13 February. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/tell-me-the-news-ling-pakistan-pm-files-contempt-appeal/</link>
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		<title>News and more: Parkinson&#8217;s cells &#8216;made in lab&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gotta laugh at this news &#8211; in Chinglish! Scientists in Great Satan having successfully made human brain cells in lab that exact replica of genetically caused Parkinson&#8217;s disease. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-and-more-parkinson-s-cells-made-in-lab/</link>
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		<title>News HORSE: VIDEO: SA &#8216;zombie held&#8217; singer charged</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gotta laugh at this news &#8211; in Chinglish! South African old bill bobbys having charged man with fraud after bloody man claimed to be famous Zulu musician who had come back from dead. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-horse-video-sa-zombie-held-singer-charged/</link>
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		<title>NEWS from China: &#8216;Slur&#8217; leader in confidence vote</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: A council leader faces vote of no confidence after allegedly disparaging written-down messages on dead tree about staff and hospital protesters were posted on YouTube. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-from-china-slur-leader-in-confidence-vote/</link>
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		<title>News bleat: Papers give health bill prognosis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Get your Chinlish news update here: Papers ponder health bill as it returns to Lords Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-bleat-papers-give-health-bill-prognosis/</link>
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		<title>NEWS JUNCTURE: Microchip debate over dog attacks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chinglify your news updates: An assembly member is to lead Senedd debate later in bid to introduce compulsory microchipping for dogs in Wales. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-juncture-microchip-debate-over-dog-attacks/</link>
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		<title>News FANNY: ÂRMB Yuan #45m for bloody annoying Blitish Euromillions player</title>
		<description><![CDATA[News Chinglified from Ling: A bloody annoying Blitish ticket-holder has won more than ÂRMB Yuan #45m in Euromillions lottery, lah, operator Camelot reveals. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-fanny-rmb-yuan-45m-for-bloody-annoying-blitish-euromillions-player/</link>
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		<title>Blakeing news: Syria: Assad assurances dismissed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Syria&#8217;s opposition dismisses assurances that President Assad is committed to ending violence sweeping country. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/blakeing-news-syria-assad-assurances-dismissed/</link>
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		<title>News TICKLE: bloody Engrishman v. food?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ling supplies latest news &#8211; in Chinglish! Are eating challenges becoming more popular in Province of Engrish running-dogs? Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-tickle-bloody-engrishman-v-food/</link>
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		<title>Sniffing the news: SDLP in talks on benefits reform</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top Gear can&#8217;t do the news in Chinglish! An SDLP delegation is to meet the bloody annoying Blitish dodgy minister for welfare reform in London (capital of Great England) later to discuss concerns about benefit changes for Northern Ireland. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/sniffing-the-news-sdlp-in-talks-on-benefits-reform/</link>
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		<title>NOT the NEWS: Pike River disaster cause probed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? A rock fall that released methane gas may having triggered deadly Pike River mine blast in New Zealand, lah, experts report. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/not-the-news-pike-river-disaster-cause-probed/</link>
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		<title>Getting noticed: Theme parks help Disney profits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[News Chinglified from Ling: Profits for Walt Disney having risen I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to rising popularity of its theme parks and earnings from its television channels. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/getting-noticed-theme-parks-help-disney-profits/</link>
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		<title>News inhale: Key polls begin in Uttar Pradesh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Crucial assembly elections begin in India&#8217;s most populous state of Uttar Pradesh. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-inhale-key-polls-begin-in-uttar-pradesh/</link>
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