Worst Website Competition Britain’s Ugly Ugliest Web Site Vote UK’s Bad Webpage Enter Entry
Enter Britain’s Worst Website Competition – entered by LINGsCARS.com.
I am often told my website sucks or that LINGsCARS needs a makeover or a new website design. People say “Your Website is Bad!” Often people tell me LINGsCARS is the worst website in the UK or that no worse webpage exists. Britians Worst Website is [...]
BVRLA Code of Conduct allow Criminal Breach, Illegal Advertising, British Vehicle Rental and Leasing Association John Lewis Lease members ignore mandatory code
BVRLA ignore their “mandatory” code of conduct.
The BVRLA is the “British Vehicle Rental and Leasing Association”.
SEE MY FULL WEBPAGE DETAIL HERE www.lingscars.com/bvrla.php
Established in 1967, the BVRLA claims it is the trade body for companies engaged in the leasing and rental of cars and commercial vehicles.
I have a big problem with this BVRLA! They allow their [...]
Harley Davidson leasing and contract hire new HARLEY lease CHEAP bike leasing motorbike Harley-Davidson rental motorcycle lease-hire Hog Touring, Softail, Dyna, Sportster and VRSC
I now lease Harley Davidson bikes. Motorbikes have been on LINGsCARS lease list for a long time and finally I have arranged a cheap Harley deal. These are sexy bikes! Modern Harley-branded motorcycles fall into one of five model families: Touring, Softail, Dyna, Sportster and VRSC. Model families are distinguished by the frame, engine, suspension, [...]
BEE CARS BBC Dragons Den Bee electric cars BATTERY CARS Stephen Voller Dragons’ Den Battery Bee One B1 Electric vehicle investment cash for eletric battery cars
Electric cars on BBC Dragons Den. Bee Automobiles or Bee Cars want to make new generation electric cars or eletric cars or electric vehicles or battery cars on Dragons Den. Their boss, Stephen Voller asks Dragons Den investors for £2.5 million cash money for green electric battery powered cars investment.
FULL ELECTRIC CAR BEE AUTOMOBILE BATTERY [...]
Marcus Farrar Chivers Solicitors Bingley Airedale Terriers and beefburgers, Peter Chester cars LINGsCARS Audi VW Golf Astra prisoner lawyer
Being famous is a double sided knife. Marcus Farrar is one of Ling Valentine’s best customer. He is also a high-flying lawyer.
Based at Chivers Solicitors in Bingley (a Yorkshire market town famous for Airedale Terriers and beefburgers), Marcus turns opposition solicitors’ legs to jelly when they know he is on the case.
Marcus has acted for [...]
Moneytise Moneytize Twitter How Twitter can make money permission adverts advertisments ads ad on Twitter. Brilliant idea to make Twitter Profitable
How to make money on Twitter. Very quick blog:
Full info here on my website
OK, Adverts from Twitter served as Tweets in the same way adverts are served as adwords. (ie advertisers buy keywords or phrases but also with a time element).
Each Tweetadvert is distinguished by (say) a special character or something denoting it is an [...]
Connect Internet Solutions Ltd MerseyMail Mersey Mail shut down shutdown closed hack hacking user accounts email broken vulnerability
OH DEAR! Message to all Mersey Mail users:
Connect Internet (MerseyMail) now lie to users and call me a HACKER! As ever, these inept companies LIE and BLAME others to cover up their own ACTIONS!
View full TRUE information HERE
There is also a Liverpool community forum here: YO! LIVERPOOL!
Connect Internet issued the following completely inaccurate and [...]
Husband new car scrappage scheme scrap scrapping divorce cars for cash subsidy divorceonline divorce-online Keenan
Husbands to be scrapped for cash.
Fiesty female motorists are being urged to “scrap their husbands for cash” in a new twist to the Chancellor’s car scrappage scheme.
Instead of trading in a 10-year old banger in return for £1,000 of Government subsidy, female new car leasing entrepreneur Ling Valentine is teaming up with Divorce Online and [...]
Mersey Mail MerseyMail owned by Connect Internet Solutions exposes thousands of Scousers emails to scammers hackers attack, holes and vunerability
MerseyMail are tonight exposing thousands of their Liverpool-based clients to scammers by leaving their customers email accounts open to being hacked. Any intruder who gets a email reply from a MerseyMail customer can immediately access all the mail and information in the private account. This applies to businesses and private individuals who use Mersey Mail.
Full [...]
Mark Stoddart Jamie Hurst Jonny Scott Ling’s IT LINGsCARS web University programmer developer designer experts in Sunderland Echo by Alison Goulding Twitter Internet Nerds
World Wide Wackiness
Don’t be fooled by the fun: Ling Valentine and her team mean business. And with a 2008 turnover of £35 million on track to jump to £40 million this year, there’s method in their madness.
LINGsCARS.com began life in 2001 as a traditional car contract hire business.
But Ling, who comes from Chengdu, in Sichuan, [...]
Computer Shopper UK, Zygote, Felix Dennis, Mel Croucher writes about Ling of LINGsCARS car leasing
MY DING-A-LING
When I go shopping, I interact with other shoppers and sales personnel. So why am I treated as if I’m in solitary confinement when I shop online?
The leading evangelist of treating website customers with intelligence and collaboration is Ling Valentine, who turned down a Dragon’s Den investment and went on to become Entrepreneur of [...]
New car sales registration figures statistics UK May 2009 SMMT vehicle motor industry drop by make manufacturer dealer stats
Car sales in the UK are down again, by a massive amount. This is in total contrast to my own new car sales, which are up again.
The SMMT (Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders) are once again trying to make this UK market seem like good news by suggesting that because the percentage new car [...]
Car Scrappage Scheme – motor industry incentive to new car buyers to scrap older cars is mad SMMT Paul Everitt George Monbiot Buy buy bonus bye bye bonus
The Bye-Buy Bonus or Car Scrappage scheme being called for by the SMMT and most of the UK car industry is “barking mad”, claims Ling Valentine, a female Chinese immigrant who runs the UK’s favourite car leasing website, LINGsCARS.com.
The UK car industry, let by the Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) and the Retail [...]
UK car sales February 2009 motor industry total registrations figures statistics SMMT manufacturers dealers
WOW! In Feb 2009, LINGsCARS delivered more new cars than ONE THIRD of the car companies in the UK motor industry did, according to the Society for Motor Manufacturers and Traders!
This shows the truly terrible state of car dealer sales in the UK. Morale in the manufacturers and franchised dealership groups is at an all [...]
Old Bill gets small bill for Mazda!
“Brilliant communication and excellent customer service. Very nice to deal with (nice????? hehehe – Ling) and I will most definitely use Ling again when my lease is due for renewal. I love the MX-5! Excellent delivery. Thank you for supplying such a great service.”
“Bas J” (name and address withheld because “Bas” is a senior police [...]
Ling was very patient with me…
“Ling was very patient with me; I wished I had listened to Ling earlier as her deals are really good and more importantly – exactly as described! I got the car I wanted at a great price and will recommend Ling to friends and business contacts.
Ling does CARE about what happens – what more could [...]
Multiple Things.
“Dear Ling,
I would like to thank you for multiple things. The first is the car delivery (the FASTEST car order I have ever received). The second thing is the communication from yourself, always clear and correct, with a smile . The third thing is your website, easy navigation and fun.
You are doing great work. [...]
I supply Private Military Contractor in Iraq!
“Ling, the Mazda RX-8’s here – just going for a drive. Catch ya later!!!!”
… (later)…
Ling, the car’s excellent, had a good drive and it’s just what I expected and wanted. I can’t thank you enough, I thought that getting a car would be a nightmare. On the contrary, It really has been a pleasure doing [...]
Pain-Free. Are you renting an Aspirin?
“I found my experience with Ling pain-free and very easy. It was so simple to complete all the neccessary paperwork. Also, a big thank you for rearranging my delivery date to enable me to get a brand-new registered car at the beginning of March. Excellent delivery.”
Paula Mitchell
8 Dee Park Close
Gayton
Wirral
CH60 3RB
Editor Note: Of course I [...]
Citroen internal memo – French on strike – again!
“Although at times it seemed that I was never going to get my Citroen C2 (probably my own impatience), all in all a VERY good service. Would recommend Ling all day long, especially her prices – it’s much cheaper than buying. On delivery day, my new car was waiting for me when I got to [...]
Another short letter!
“Great service and made me laugh. What more could you ask for?”
Colin Davies
Address Withheld
Twickenham
TW2 ***
Editor Note: A longer bloody letter, Colin??? Hehehe. – Ling
5 x Astras – Green with Pink Spots!
“Ling manages the impossible! Our brand-new cars were provided within 10 days as opposed to 2-months with our old supplier! When I asked Ling to confirm the colour of our five new Astras she said, “Green with pink spots!” We will deal with her as long as she will have us!
Susan Renny
Auto Expo Ltd
97 Alder [...]
“I thought you were a little mad…”
“Hi Ling,
Just to thank you again for an all-round great service. When I originally saw your website, I thought you were a little mad… but I have got to say you are one of the most honest people I have ever dealt with. I cannot fault the delivery of my new Mazda MX-5 at all, [...]
Mental Customer Sends Poem – Ling Retalliates!
A young lady from Gateshead called Ling,
Does a really peculiar thing,
Contract Hire cheap and simple,
With cute smile and dimple,
So get a great car from Ling – “WITH NO STRINGS!”
“Ling is amazing!!! Great service, great communication, she made the whole contract hire process really simple. I’ve recommended her to half a dozen people already and will [...]
Customer’s 3rd Car in a Row!
“This is the 3rd car we have taken from Ling in the last 18 months. It’s good to know you are dealing with the owner of the business and you are kept up to date from placing the order to delivery of the car. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend Ling (and I have done)!”
Iain MacPherson
15 [...]
Local Customer – Excellent Service!
“Excellent service from start to finish, you simply WILL NOT get this service if you deal with any other contract hire company. Great service, excellent delivery, car arrived on time.”
Keith Andreton
212 Wills Mews
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE7 7RZ
Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, another local customer! Hello Keith! I have never met you but you sound lovely and [...]
Hyundai to Liverpool
“Despite trying to poison me with some strange Chinese sweets, Ling has provided a first-class service. All the info I needed was on her website and forms were sent by email, speeding up the whole process. An excellent, fast, efficient and completely mad experience. I loved it.”
Ian Ward
12A Deyes Court
93 Eastway
Maghull
L31 6EQ
Editor Note: When you [...]
A Brace of Skodas to Cheltenham
“The car deals are excellent and I got a good bargain from Ling with my 2 Skoda Fabias. She may seem a bit crazy but clearly isn’t. I would rather deal with her than boring dealers who are complacent and think that customers grow on trees and that they will always be there no matter [...]
Shortest Customer Letter Competition…
“Ling, many thanks. A pleasure to deal with. Excellent delivery. Very good!”
Julie Key
4 Etna Street
Bradford
BD7 4RD
Editor Note: Hehehe, Julie! I know why your letter is so short… you are out in this sunshine enjoying the new SAAB 9-3 convertible! A very fast turnaround for your new pose-mobile! – Ling
Zafira was a Little Dusty!
“This is the first car I have bought for myself in years, after driving a company vehicle… and your unique website and natural approach has made it a pleasurable and easy experience throughout. I would recommend Ling’s website to anyone looking to buy a new car. My Zafira was a little dusty but arrived early [...]
Ling is Very Professional…
“Very professional and straight down the line simple service with the minimum of fuss and red tape. This is the only way to finance a new car. Many thanks”
Paul Cuddy
Kosco Interiors
5006 Knutsford Road
Latchford
Warrington
WA4 1PL
Editor Note: Paul, I am glad you have your cheap Astra at last. These Astras are so cheap (for the SRi model) [...]
“breath of fresh air”
“It was a “breath of fresh air” using Ling to hire the RX-8. Other companies came up with long delivery dates, but Ling was the quickest and she delivered all her promises. The car was delivered on time by a friendly man. Excellent.
My wife and I are really pleased, the customer experience was exceptional, keep [...]
500th Customer Letter! Corolla Verso
“Ling, I enjoyed the whole process, from your lovely website, to the instant response emails. Even though I ended up with a larger engine than my original quote, I only had to wait 2 weeks and my brand new shiny Verso is now on the driveway. Marvellous. The delivery was splendid, the car arrived early!”
Alan [...]
Very professional and pain-free experience
“Very professional and pain-free experience (renting my new Zafira). Car arrived on time, very courteous driver, excellent. Ling deserves to do well. Good luck for the future.”
Keith Nightingale
Abbey Furnishing
38 Delph Brook Way
Bolton
BL7 9UB
Editor Note: Yep, this was pain-free alright, mainly due to your quick responses and paperwork efficiency. 3-weeks from proposal to delivery, it was [...]
“It couldn’t have been easier”
“This is my first personal contract hire car and it couldn’t have been any easier, Ling was always there to help with any questions I had. It was first-class service all the way. It’s a shame most other companies are not as good as LINGsCARS, I can’t praise her enough. Terrible service from the Mazda [...]
My C2 Code is Fab
“This is the second car I’ve organised through Ling and again it’s been a pleasure. No stress, friendly communication. The transaction was as easy as buying a loaf of bread!! I would always speak to Ling before pricing elsewhere. My C2 Code is fab.”
Elaine Hepple
1 Martin Court
Washington
NE38 0EP
Editor Note: Elaine, so glad you chose to [...]
Very good service from Ling – no bullshit, no crap – just service!!!
“Very good service from Ling – no bullshit, no crap – just service!!! Much better than (say) Appleyards, HSBC etc. Thanks for gift of key rings, you should call them “Key Lings” hahahaha!! Normal service from Mercedes Benz on delivery, good.”
Pete Graham
Robert Burn Partnership (Chartered Surveyors)
The Old Stables
Greys Yard
Morpeth
NE61 1PY
Editor Note: Pete, that is BLOODY [...]
Hey, Ling!
“Hey, Ling!
All correspondence was dealt with very promptly and effectively. I was very pleased overall with your service. I have friends already looking to do some business with you. Also, I have just started a company, and hope to take advantage of reclaiming half the VAT in the future!”
Seamus Fleming
43 Foster Drive
Gateshead
NE8 3JA
Editor Note: Amazingly [...]
“Excellent delivery of my brand new BMW 3-series”
“Ling offers a clear service from first to last. Every aspect of her service was first class – no hiccups whatsoever. Excellent delivery of my brand new BMW 3-series. I will definitely use Ling again and have recommended her to friends. ”
Brad Hoskins
5 Roche Crescent
Fairwater
Cardiff
CF5 3PY
Editor Note: Yes, Brad, we had fun getting your BMW [...]
Efficient Mazda Customer
“After I had chosen my car, I spent no more than 10 minutes of my own time arranging it. This is a great, fast and efficient service – I think the whole process took just 2 faxes, 2 emails and 2 telephone calls and one letter by post before my new MX 5 arrived on [...]
My Xsara Picasso arrived reliably and on time
“Ling is a pleasure to do business with! Fast, efficient and a great communicator. She puts the “fun” back into business. My Xsara Picasso arrived reliably and on time, an excellent delivery. Great service.”
Leslie Dearden
Cornerways
1 Hoarstones Ave
Fence
Burnley
BB12 9DZ
Editor Note: Leslie, this is the second car I am renting to your family, I also am supplying [...]
4th Car for Customer
“My new VW Golf is fine, service including delivery was good. A set of floor mats would be a nice touch. That little bit extra sets you apart.”
Angela
Teesside Electrical Supplies Ltd
Unit 4, Crofton Court
Crofton Road
Stockton on Tees
TS18 2QZ
Editor Note: Angela, this is the fourth car I have supplied now to Teesside Electrical. Previously you’ve had [...]
SAAB to York
“LINGsCARS.com offers the kind of service we would all like to find, but seldom do. Very good communication, Ling was able to provide the exact model, colour and spec within a very short timescale. I would not hesitate to use your company again and I will recommend to people I know. The delivery of my [...]
Mazda 6 is “Great”!
“A pleasure to deal with you, Ling. The Mazda 6 is great! You always kept me fully informed on the progress of my car delivery and responded to my emails quickly and efficiently. That’s important to me. You also turned down the “Dragons’ Den” offer. Good girl!”
Nick Johns
11 Ilchester Road
Bristol
BS13 7JA
Editor Note: Nick, good boy [...]
C2 and Full Leather!
“Ling! Many thanks for organising the Citroen C2. It turned up at 8am (as promised) from the other end of the country, delivered by a very helpful man. He took me through all aspects and operations of the car.
It is black with full tan leather. Looks really smart and everyone thinks £145 per month is [...]
Jaguar + Big Argument!
“Other leasing companies said she wouldn’t be able to honour her prices! WRONG!!!
Ling delivered the colour and trim of the Jaguar X-Type I wanted on time, as well. Who could ask for more? I recommend keeping customers updated with progress reports. Thanks, Ling.”
Ian Jones
Ronian Ltd
The Vicarage
Straffen Court
Amble
NE85 0HA
Editor Note: Ian, I will let everyone into [...]
3-Series is Customer’s 3rd Car from me.
“I have recently received delivery of my new BMW 318, this is the third car I have leased through Ling and each has gone very smoohly thanks to Ling’s “customer care”. I will soon be organising another car and look forward to dealing with Ling again.”
Trevor Gray
33 Wheatfield Close
Overingham
Northumberland
NE42 6BB
Editor Note: Trevor, I will tell [...]
Family has “Big Grin” on their Faces
“Dear Ling,
YES! I have got the SAAB Convertible. Everything went smoothly collecting the car from the dealers.
I apologise for not having written to you sooner but I was away on business all last week and since then the weather has been amazing so we’ve been out visiting and enjoying the roof being down!!! The whole [...]
Nissan Note to Highlands
“Process of ordering and delivery of the Nissan Note to the Highlands of Scotland was very good.”
Irene McCulloch
Development Partners
Alton House
4 Ballifeary Rd
Inverness
IV3 5PJ
Editor Note: Inverness is a lovely place, I have friends there! Several cars from me are already running around Inverness and Loch Ness. Thanks for your business, Irene! – Ling
SAAB Convertible for Summer
“After contacting so many so-called “TOP” contract hire companies, who promised everything and delivered nothing, I came across LINGsCARS.com. Ling was efficient and competitive and a pleasure to deal with. The SAAB 9-3 Convertible is a cracking car. Thanks for a great contract hire experience. Excellent delivery hand-over, the car was delivered on time. You [...]
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