Worst Website Competition Britain’s Ugly Ugliest Web Site Vote UK’s Bad Webpage Enter Entry
Enter Britain’s Worst Website Competition – entered by LINGsCARS.com. I am often told my website sucks or that LINGsCARS needs a makeover or a new website design. People say “Your Website is Bad!” Often people tell me LINGsCARS is the worst website in the UK or that no worse webpage exists. Britians Worst Website is [...]
BVRLA Code of Conduct allow Criminal Breach, Illegal Advertising, British Vehicle Rental and Leasing Association John Lewis Lease members ignore mandatory code
BVRLA ignore their “mandatory” code of conduct. The BVRLA is the “British Vehicle Rental and Leasing Association”. SEE MY FULL WEBPAGE DETAIL HERE www.lingscars.com/bvrla.php Established in 1967, the BVRLA claims it is the trade body for companies engaged in the leasing and rental of cars and commercial vehicles. I have a big problem with this [...]
Harley Davidson leasing and contract hire new HARLEY lease CHEAP bike leasing motorbike Harley-Davidson rental motorcycle lease-hire Hog Touring, Softail, Dyna, Sportster and VRSC
I now lease Harley Davidson bikes. Motorbikes have been on LINGsCARS lease list for a long time and finally I have arranged a cheap Harley deal. These are sexy bikes! Modern Harley-branded motorcycles fall into one of five model families: Touring, Softail, Dyna, Sportster and VRSC. Model families are distinguished by the frame, engine, suspension, [...]
BEE CARS BBC Dragons Den Bee electric cars BATTERY CARS Stephen Voller Dragons’ Den Battery Bee One B1 Electric vehicle investment cash for eletric battery cars
Electric cars on BBC Dragons Den. Bee Automobiles or Bee Cars want to make new generation electric cars or eletric cars or electric vehicles or battery cars on Dragons Den. Their boss, Stephen Voller asks Dragons Den investors for £2.5 million cash money for green electric battery powered cars investment. FULL ELECTRIC CAR BEE AUTOMOBILE [...]
Marcus Farrar Chivers Solicitors Bingley Airedale Terriers and beefburgers, Peter Chester cars LINGsCARS Audi VW Golf Astra prisoner lawyer
Being famous is a double sided knife. Marcus Farrar is one of Ling Valentine’s best customer. He is also a high-flying lawyer. Based at Chivers Solicitors in Bingley (a Yorkshire market town famous for Airedale Terriers and beefburgers), Marcus turns opposition solicitors’ legs to jelly when they know he is on the case. Marcus has [...]
Moneytise Moneytize Twitter How Twitter can make money permission adverts advertisments ads ad on Twitter. Brilliant idea to make Twitter Profitable
How to make money on Twitter. Very quick blog: Full info here on my website OK, Adverts from Twitter served as Tweets in the same way adverts are served as adwords. (ie advertisers buy keywords or phrases but also with a time element). Each Tweetadvert is distinguished by (say) a special character or something denoting [...]
Connect Internet Solutions Ltd MerseyMail Mersey Mail shut down shutdown closed hack hacking user accounts email broken vulnerability
OH DEAR! Message to all Mersey Mail users: Connect Internet (MerseyMail) now lie to users and call me a HACKER! As ever, these inept companies LIE and BLAME others to cover up their own ACTIONS! View full TRUE information HERE There is also a Liverpool community forum here: YO! LIVERPOOL! Connect Internet issued the following [...]
Husband new car scrappage scheme scrap scrapping divorce cars for cash subsidy divorceonline divorce-online Keenan
Husbands to be scrapped for cash. Fiesty female motorists are being urged to “scrap their husbands for cash” in a new twist to the Chancellor’s car scrappage scheme. Instead of trading in a 10-year old banger in return for £1,000 of Government subsidy, female new car leasing entrepreneur Ling Valentine is teaming up with Divorce [...]
Mersey Mail MerseyMail owned by Connect Internet Solutions exposes thousands of Scousers emails to scammers hackers attack, holes and vunerability
MerseyMail are tonight exposing thousands of their Liverpool-based clients to scammers by leaving their customers email accounts open to being hacked. Any intruder who gets a email reply from a MerseyMail customer can immediately access all the mail and information in the private account. This applies to businesses and private individuals who use Mersey Mail. [...]
Computer Shopper UK, Zygote, Felix Dennis, Mel Croucher writes about Ling of LINGsCARS car leasing
MY DING-A-LING When I go shopping, I interact with other shoppers and sales personnel. So why am I treated as if I’m in solitary confinement when I shop online? The leading evangelist of treating website customers with intelligence and collaboration is Ling Valentine, who turned down a Dragon’s Den investment and went on to become [...]
New car sales registration figures statistics UK May 2009 SMMT vehicle motor industry drop by make manufacturer dealer stats
Car sales in the UK are down again, by a massive amount. This is in total contrast to my own new car sales, which are up again. The SMMT (Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders) are once again trying to make this UK market seem like good news by suggesting that because the percentage new [...]
New car sales registration figures statistics UK April 2009 SMMT vehicle motor industry drop by make manufacturer dealer stats
April’s registered new car sales figures for this month are abysmal. It is like watching the industry slowly die. Registrations in April were down 24.0% or 42,193 units on the April 2008 market. It was the lowest April new UK car sales market since 1991. Registrations over the first four months of 2009 declined by [...]
It’s Scrap! Scrapping Scheme, scrappage and car trade in for scrap subsidy and bonus. Budget, Darling and Motor Industry car dealers.
It’s Scrap! Ling Valentine, the Gateshead-based car leasing entrepreneur says the Government Car Scrappage Scheme launched in the Budget is useless. The scheme will see the Government offer a £1,000 incentive (up to a total of £300 million across the scheme) to be matched by participating vehicle manufacturers when scrapping a taxed, insured and MoT’d [...]
Car sales figures March 2009 UK registrations vehicle sales SMMT market drop statistics manufacturers and dealers
March 2009 new car sales figures from the SMMT are terrible. While my own sales are up, Paul Everitt (SMMT) needs to take (at least part) personal responsibility for this month’s terrible overall industry sales figures – AND RESIGN. His championing of the ludicrous scrappage scheme clearly means that consumers are delaying car purchasing decisions, [...]
Car Scrappage Scheme – motor industry incentive to new car buyers to scrap older cars is mad SMMT Paul Everitt George Monbiot Buy buy bonus bye bye bonus
The Bye-Buy Bonus or Car Scrappage scheme being called for by the SMMT and most of the UK car industry is “barking mad”, claims Ling Valentine, a female Chinese immigrant who runs the UK’s favourite car leasing website, LINGsCARS.com. The UK car industry, let by the Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) and the [...]
UK car sales February 2009 motor industry total registrations figures statistics SMMT manufacturers dealers
WOW! In Feb 2009, LINGsCARS delivered more new cars than ONE THIRD of the car companies in the UK motor industry did, according to the Society for Motor Manufacturers and Traders! This shows the truly terrible state of car dealer sales in the UK. Morale in the manufacturers and franchised dealership groups is at an [...]
VAT PRICE SCAM! Illegal advertising by so many other Car Leasing and Contract Hire companies in the UK!
VAT PRICE SCAM! Illegal advertising by so many other Car Leasing companies! I explain how many other companies break the law… It is so unfair to my private customers and to me, how many other UK Car Leasing companies illegally advertise and display prices on their websites. My local Trading Standards authority has been helping [...]
Big Mac comparison cheap price index for new cars, car leasing and contract hire and lease cars from Ling! Mmmmm, I’m lovin’ it!
The Economist has a Big Mac index to measure the cost of living around the World. I have stolen it. Now, I help my customers find car leasing and contract hire deals for the cheapest cost on new cars, by displaying a Big Mac index. This shows how many Big Macs you could buy per [...]
Automotive Management (AM-online) BUY A CAR CAMPAIGN motor industry action letter is weak – Ling critique
Automotive Management is owned by Baur Media and edited by Stephen Briers. Faced with declining new car sales they have written a letter for incapable owners of dinosaur car dealers, that they want posted to MPs. The letter is weak and inaccurate and (in my view) a bit pathetic. Dealers are meant to fill in [...]
New Car Sales SMMT Registrations January 2009. Figures, totals and volume.
Yeoww! UK new car sales in January 2009 plummeted on last year. These are figures from the SMMT. (pic below) My own car leasing figures are up by 20% on January 2008! How on earth can some car dealers survive? For instance, Alfa Romeo only have 257 registrations in total (remember these figures are not [...]
YourFilm and LINGsCARS: Kevin Owens and Matthew Newman scoop First Prize in TV Advert Awards
TV ADS SCOOP GOLD FRESH CREATIVE AWARD judges impressed by YourFilm’s innovation and creativity. A film production firm has struck gold through its successful TV advertising campaign Jarrow-based YourFilm saw off competition to land the top prize in Creative, TV, Digita, Media and PR in the Fresh Creative Awards. It was the first campaign the [...]
Charles and the Volvo C30
Charles says… Volvo C30 was well worth the wait. Excellent car delivered earlier than quoted. Thanks Ling. I found your service to be must helpful and straightforward to order a car. I would certainly recommend your site to my friends and I will look forward to dealing with you again. Excellent, smooth, on time delivery. [...]
Anthony’s Audi
Anthony says… Really pleased with the car, Ling. Excellent service and hand over from the nice Audi man. I guaranteed him a lift back to the station! Thanks for the Chinese ‘Polo Mints’. They taste exactly the same as the real thing. But they’ll never catch on without a hole in the middle. Anthony Snailham [...]
Simon says:
Simon says… Ling, I would gauge my reaction to your service as mixed. You make the process appear easy and straightforward. And in theory it should be. From a personal point of view, you need to listen to questions. Your eagerness to respond often means that you miss the point, ie. regarding delivery date. I [...]
Cit C2 to Bristol
Adam says… Thanks Ling. Had my car less than three weeks from proposal form. Car arrived in great condition and saves me a packet a petrol. My fiancé is about to order one. Excellent delivery. Adam Knee address withheld Whitchurch Bristol BS14 *** Editor Note: Ad, I withhold your address because you are a police [...]
Michael’s Qashqai
Michael says… Hi Ling. Thanks for the excellent service you provided me. The car is fantastic and was delivered quicker than expected. Your friendly manner and wacky website really put me at ease and made the whole experience a pleasant one. The speed you answered every question I had was a breath of fresh air. [...]
C2 for Sharon
Sharon says… Hi Ling, sorry for delay. Better late than never! I am really pleased with my funky Citroen C2 and was very impressed with the service from Lingscars. Prompt and personal, recommend you to anyone! Thanks. Excellent delivery, I was very happy with the dealer service. Sharon Green 160 Palmerston Road Woodston Peterborough PE2 [...]
Sebastien and the hailstorm
Sebastien says… I started my 2 year lease with Ling’s Cars last month. It’s the first time I’ve ever leased the car, but I have been delighted with the service I received. I have been kept informed of the progress with my application from start to finish and despite the fact that the car I [...]
A3 for Leslie
Leslie says… Ling, thanks for a great service. Your team do a great job – even when you are away in “Gay Paris”. Management Today may be right about your alternative approach to website navigation but at the end of the day you provide the right provide the right product at the right price and [...]
Tim’s C300
Tim says… Dear Ling, Thank you for all your help with my new Chrysler 300C. I had read some testimonals on your website to prior to ordering and would totally agree with their opinion – a fast, friendly, personal service which keeps you regularly updated and at a great price. One other major factor in [...]
Cit C4 Picasso to Maidstone
Steve says… Ling, it took a while to get used to your crazy site, but the service I received was first rate. My C4 Grand Picasso arrived at 6.30 am (I asked for an early delivery) all the way from XXX XXX. The delivery driver was courteous and was happy to spend time going over [...]
David’s Twintop
David says… Hi Ling. Just a quick note to say that I am very pleased with the service I received from LINGsCARS. The monthly cost advertised on the website is the price you pay and you can order online without any hassle. Everything was completed very efficiently. By email and “Lingo” without any trouble. Leasing [...]
Fast Civic for Matthew
Matthew says… After deciding to go the lease route for a new car I nearly gave up after all the twaddle that other supplies were giving me about why my personal quote was around £100/month move expensive than their “cheap deal” on-line. Then I found this website, LINGsCARS.com. Ling is super efficient, honest and quick [...]
Jayne’s Audi A3
Jayne says… Super service, efficient and to the point. Best of all no salespeople to deal with! Thanks for a hassle free route to getting a new sexy motor!! Recommended to friends and fancily already. I’ll be back. Excellent delivery of my new A3, all as promised. Jayne Ogle 17 Cavendish Park Brough Hull HU15 [...]
Ling can really make the Payment sing
Mike says… “Ling can really make the payment sing”. An excellent service with good comms. Will let all our company cars from her in future. Excellent delivery of our new A6. P.S. The free meal’s good too. Mike Robinson Castle Accountants Ltd 6/7 Excelsior Court Conisborough Doncaster DN12 3HQ Editor Note: Mike, REALLY??? Hahahaha, I [...]
Steve’s Qashqai
Steve says… Fantastic service. Will be back for more cars/vans when we need them. Good delivery, the Qashqai arrived on time and all the controls were explained. Steve Hill/Dave Watson MHL Heating Unit 7, 8-10 Marlborough Hill HA1 1UX Editor Note: …unlike my bloody heating system (not from MHL!) at home which has broken I [...]
Muhammed and the A4
Muhammed says… From beginning to end the entire process was simple to understand. Ling has created a system which is idiot proof as the customer is led through all the different stages. She guides you, almost, mother – like, right through to the day delivery is taken. I will not be going anywhere else for [...]
Michael and the Zafira
Michael says… A fantastic service provided by a crazy lady. Excellent – would definitely recommend her company without hesitates. Many thanks. Excellent delivery. Michael Burke address withheld due to occupation Brentwood CM15 *** Editor Note: Woooo Hoooo, another happy customer. 7-seat Zafira is really nice car. You are a policeman, Mick, so I withhold your [...]
Nice letter from Steven
Steven says… What can I say but this… L – Likeable I – Informative N – No fuss G – Great C – Competant A – Attentive R – Reliable S – Service Keep up the good work! Good delivery of my new Grande Punto! Steven Walton 36 Hawth Crescent Seaford BN25 2RR Editor Note: [...]
Hi Lux to Kings Lynn
Ben says… I think your service is unique. Prompt, good value for money. One of a kind, good after sales service. I wish you all the success in the near future. You are a star. Excellent delivery, and with Ling I won’t be paying admin fees. Ben Burman 37 Hockham Street South Lynn King’s Lynn [...]
Get your top off, Peter
Peter says… Ling you put all the other contract hire companies to shame, with your simple approach of what you see you get, the process from start to finish was efficient and effective with a bit of fun. The end result was a car delivered as per order on the specified date, oh and a [...]
Grande Punto for Alex
Alex says… I found your service to be very helpful and fast, friendly and always available to sort any problem. I hope to use Ling in the future and wish your company much success. Who needs the faceless big company when friendly Ling is at the end of a email? Many many thanks. Good delivery [...]
Mitsubishi to Wilshaw
Scott says… Excellent service from start to finish. Great communication and nothing was a problem. Ling kept us up-date with every part of the car lease progress. I would and have recommended Lingscars to all my friends and family. Will most certainly lease from Ling again. Good deliver, dealer supplied my new Mitsubishi Outlander promptly [...]
Colin and the Micra
Colin says… A very enjoyable experience, stress free with all promises, kept all in excellent price. Also excellent delivery by a nice person. My new Nissan Micra arrived on time. Colin R address withheld Morpeth NE61 *** Editor Note: Great, I’m happy that you are happy, Colin. I have withheld your address for your security [...]
Great Service!
Steven says… Great service as ever Ling. Steven Langley Matrix Intelligence Stratford House Ramsgate Stockton-on-Tees TS18 1BS Editor Note: Short letter writing competition WINNER! Save ink, save the environment Enjoy your Megane Sport Tourer, Steven. Matrix Intelligence is a UK designer and manufacturer of ruggedised digital CCTV video recorders. You specialise in mobile vehicle video [...]
Anothe Qashqai for Peter at Minster!
Peter says… The only problem with leasing a vehicle via Lingscars is that you have to write one of these testimonials. There only so many times you can praise her!! And the service received. Nissan Qashqai delivered 1st thing – for a change. Good delivery. Peter Hawkins Minster Cleaning Services Stockton Business Centre 70-74 Brunswick [...]
Emma’s Grande Punto
Emma says… I was expecting to find the whole process of leasing a car quite stressful but it was such fun and so easy! I looked forward to and enjoyed all my communication with Ling and her team. I would recommend you to everybody!! Excellent delivery, very efficient, friendly and helpful. Emma Campbell 1d Leathwaite [...]
Sukhjeet and the MX5
Sukhjeet says… Just a fantastic service! Everything so efficient, so personal and hugely competitive. How very refreshing! Excellent delivery. Sukhjeet Hogwood 33 Greenock Crescent Wolverhampton WV4 6BH Editor Note: Sukhy, well, now you have a new MX5! Thanks so much for being a brilliant customer, glad you enjoyed it – Ling
German Zafira
Jens-Ulrich says… Ling ist providing us a fantastic personalised service, her prices are very competitive. She and her staff were doing their atmost to provide the right car on short notice, just in time to go on our holidays. The website is cutting edge and the personal touch of dealing with her customers ensures that [...]
Maxine’s Audi A3
Maxine says… I am 100% satisfied with the service I have received from Lingscars.com. From sourcing the right car at the right price, through all paperwork to the actual delivery, everything has been perfect. The attention to detail and personal touch has meant that I will recommend Ling to everyone I know. If the main [...]
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