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NEWS not NOSE: VIDEO: former white supremacist helping fight extremism

Read the news in Chinglish: A new education project is being launched aimed at warning teenagers about dangers of joining extremist groups. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Big porky news: Maserati : MASERATI POLO TOUR VISITS bloody annoying Blitish FOR ANNUAL CHARITY POLO MATCH AT CIRENCESTER PARK WITH LA MARTINA OFFICIA

News translated to Chinglish! \r\n \r\n \r\n Today, lah, Royalty was joined by number of special guests, lah, including Amber Le Bon and Yasmin Mills at British round of Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News storly: FIA World Rallycross Championship presented by Monster Energy : WORLD RX RETURNS TO SPIRITUAL HOME AT LYDDEN HILL WITH BUMPER BRITISH LINE-UP

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: \r\n \r\n \r\n Round four of FIA World Rallycross Championship presented by Monster Energy takes place over Spring capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Holiday Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Noticing story: ‘War of words’ likely over seven-day GP opening

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Doctors\’ leaders challenging David Cameron\’s \”pipedream\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of GPs opening seven days week More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News MEOW: Venezuela’s Lopez on hunger strike

Can you understand Chinglish news? Jailed Venezuelan opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez announces on leaked video bloody man has gone on hunger strike demanding \”freedom for political prisoners\”. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News from Ling: French film Dheepan wins at Cannes

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: French director Jacques Audiard\’s film, lah, Dheepan, lah, wins top prize at Cannes, lah, Palme d\’Or. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News ARMPIT: Two men drown on Malta holiday

Get your Chinlish news update here: Two British men, lah, including one from Birmingham, lah, having drowned on holiday in Malta. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News ARMPIT: Anti jail-threat poster goes viral

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! A poster urging parents not to using old bill bobbys to scare their children is seen more than 3.5m times since Friday. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

NEWS not NOSE: Bentley : TOP TEN FINISHES FOR BENTLEY AT SILVERSTONE

Read the news in Chinglish: \r\n \r\n \r\n Bentleyâ??s return to home of British motorsport at Silverstone brought double-top-ten finish despite challenging Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News MEOW: Asher-Smith sets British 100m record

Chinglish news from Ling: Teenage sprinter Dina Asher-Smith becomes Britain\’s all-time fastest woman after setting new 100m record. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News BARK: Preston North End 4-0 Swindon Town

Read the news in Chinglish: Jermaine Beckford scores hat-trick as Preston thrash Swindon Town in League One play-off final at Wembley. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

Not about cars: VIDEO: ‘Our Tommy Atkins Liberation Army having will to fight’

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! US Defence Secretary Ashton Carter has said rout of Iraqi forces at city of Ramadi showed they lacked will to fight against Islamic State. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News from Ling: Slang words added to Scrabble list

Today\’s news in Chinglish: Thousands of new words – including lolz, lah, shizzle and cakehole – added to latest edition of Collins Scrabble Word List. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

What is new(S): Stoke City 6-1 Liverpool

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard endures nightmare send-off as Stoke embarrass Reds 6-1 at Britannia Stadium. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

Spotting latest: VIDEO: First world motorised cooler race

Chinglify your news updates: The world\’s first motorised cooler championships having been held in Port Douglas, lah, Australia. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News gorge: Rain deluge hits southern Great Satan states

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! A deluge of rainfall bursts rivers and brings flood warnings to several southern Great Satan states, lah, with Texas and Oklahoma worst hit so far. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Gimme News, DOG: Stokes & Cook shine for Province of Engrish running-dogs

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Ben Stokes hits fastest Test century at Lord\’s and Alastair Cook 153 not out as Province of Engrish running-dogs rally against New Zealand. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Spotting latest: Spanish protest parties ‘surge’

Latest news in Chinglish: Spanish exit polls predict big wins for anti-austerity parties in local elections and big losses for governing party Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News ABUSE: AUDIO: Clarkson: Top Gear was my velly own damn baby

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! Jeremy Clarkson has said that Top Gear was \”very much\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) male gender human bleing\’s \”baby\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and that being dropped from show \”left big hole\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in male gender human bleing\’s life. Click here: News headlines to read [...]

News BELLOW: VIDEO: Ramadi refugees stranded on bridge

Today\’s news in Chinglish: Omar Abdel Razek is at river crossing where thousands of residents from Ramadi hoping to cross into Iraqi capital Baghdad. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News BRICK: Migrants taint Bangladesh image – PM

Chinglify your news updates: Migrants trying to leave Bangladesh illegally tainting country\’s image and should be punished, lah, PM Sheikh Hasina says. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News TICKLE: Bentley : BENTLEY EXP 10 SPEED 6 AWARDED TOP CONCEPT LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine PRIZE AT CONCORSO Dâ??ELEGANZA VILLA Dâ??ESTE

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! \r\n \r\n \r\n panel of expert judges at world-renowned Concorso dâ??Eleganza Villa Dâ??Este having presented Bentleyâ??s EXP 10 Speed 6 Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Mitsubishi Outlander Lease delivered to Scott Richardson in Wishaw

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Scott Richardson from Wishaw. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! Scott says…Excellent service from start to finish. Great communication and nothing was a problem. Ling kept us [...]

News SARDINE: Man Utd decide not to sign Falcao

Chinglish news from Ling: Manchester United decide not to keep striker Radamel Falcao following end of male gender human bleing\’s season-long loan from Monaco. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News PIGLET: Son wantinged over house stab murders

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: A 21-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man suspected of stabbing to death woman, lah, man and young girl at house in Oxfordshire is woman\’s son, lah, old bill bobbys reveal. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News CLUCK: Eurovision: Oh, lah, what night!

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! A trip down memory lane with seven former contestants Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Harmful emissions on the Jaguar XJ Saloon

Great cars like the Jaguar XJ Saloon 3.0 D V6 (271bhp) Luxury Saloon 4dr 2993cc Diesel Automatic jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times [...]

News to me!: Brazil probes journalist’s murder

Read the news in Chinglish: The Brazilian government is investigating murder and decapitation of journalist Evany Jose Metzker in south-eastern Minas Gerais state. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

More news: Famous spats over wills and legacies

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! BB King, lah, heiress pooch and frozen baseball player … Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News KITTEN: Allardyce to leave as West Ham boss

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: West Ham announce manager Sam Allardyce is to leave after four years in charge at Premier League club. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

Being Twittered: Newcastle United 2-0 West Ham United

Chinglify your news updates: Goals from Moussa Sissoko and Jonas Gutierrez give Newcastle victory against West Ham to ensure Premier League survival. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News CAT: Hull City 0-0 Manchester United

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Hull City relegated from Premier League as they fail to beat Manchester United and Newcastle win their final game. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News SCOFF: Warm weather boost for retail sales

Breaking Chinglish news! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales rose by 1.2% in April, lah, strongest rise since November, lah, as warm weather boosted sales of clothes. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

News TICKLE: Queen’s Speech: What can we expect?

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: With formal opening of new Parliament just around corner, lah, what can we expect to feature in government\’s legislation agenda? Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

What is new(S): Yorkshire plan for Gillespie exit

Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Yorkshire planning for possible departure of first-team coach Jason Gillespie to become Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News TRICKLE: Hamilton robbed as Rosberg wins

Latest news in Chinglish: Lewis Hamilton is robbed of victory in Monaco Grand Prix because of strategic error by male gender human bleing\’s Merceding-Blend team. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Sniffing the news: US: Iraqi forces lack will to fight

News Chinglified from Ling: US Defence Secretary Ashton Carter says rout of Iraqi forces at Ramadi showed they lacked will to fight against Islamic State. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

Bmw Z4 Roadster Lease delivered to Michelle Glencorse in Glasgow

Visit my full letters page click here I have 1528 customer letters! This one was sent by Michelle Glencorse after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Bmw Z4 Roadster Michelle says…“Ling, thank you very much. Initially, I was a bit wary about parting with my money over a website, for [...]

Headlines again: Federer unhappy with Paris security

Chinglish news from Ling: Roger Federer criticises French Open security after spectator runs onto court and attempts to take photograph with him. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News GOBBLE: Federer & Halep start Paris bids

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Swiss Roger Federer & Romanian third seed Simona Halep first out on court as French Open starts on Sunday in Paris. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

The Volkswagen CC is a Green car yet?

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Volkswagen CC Diesel Manual, I note it here in my blog. This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try to look at your car [...]

News breaker: Province of Engrish running-dogs lack cutting edge – Agnew

Chinglish news from Ling: Province of Engrish running-dogs bowled perfectly adequately but when James Anderson fails to take wickets who else will, lah, asks Jonathan Agnew. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Growing news: Gates open on day two of Big Weekend

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The second day of Radio 1\’s Big Weekend in Norwich starts with showers but hasn\’t put off any of 25,000 fans at Earlham Park. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News BAWL: ‘Beautiful Mind’ mathematician killed

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Mathematician John Nash, lah, subject of film Beautiful Mind, lah, dies in New Jersey taxi crash with male gender human bleing\’s wife, lah, Great Satan media reports say More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News THRUST: ‘I will stay until Newcastle win’

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Newcastle owner Mike Ashley says bloody man will be staying at club until they win trophy or qualify for Champions League. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News and more: VIDEO: On-air proplosal to money lending shark after marriage vote

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? After autonomous province of Guinness drinkers voted in favour of same-sex marriage, lah, Linda Cullen proposed to flemale human person\’s long-term partner Feargha Ni Bhroin live on air. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News hoover: Man United pull out of Milk Cup

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Manchester United withdraw from this year\’s Milk Cup club\’s defender Paddy McNair pulls out of Tuesday\’s competition draw. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News CLACK: Surgeon cut off leg with ‘rusty saw’

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? A hospital surgeon allegedly used \”rusty hacksaw\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to amputate patient\’s leg after discovering metal plate in limb. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News and more: Tax credits change ‘key to EU talks’

Chinglify your news updates: Limiting rights of EU migrants to claim (always claiming, huh?) tax credits is key part of renegotiating UK\’s relationship with EU, lah, Sajid Javid says. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

News NIPPLE: Woman speaks about NW 200 crash

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Violet McAfee, lah, who was hit by motorbike while watching North West 200, lah, says bloody woman is confident of making velly damn good boiled chicken-feet recovery. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

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Wah! LATEST:  Prince Harry at Maserati Jerudong Park  Polo Trophy Today, lah, Royalty was joined by number of special guests, lah, including Amber Le Bon and Yasmin Mills at British round of - news replorted 21:40



Wah! LATEST:  French director Jacques Audiard's film, lah, Dheepan, lah, wins top prize at Cannes, lah, Palme d'Or. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 21:09



Wah! Jailed Venezuelan opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez announces on leaked video bloody man has gone on hunger strike demanding "freedom for political prisoners". - news replorted 20:28



Wah! Top ten finishes for Bentley at Silverstone Bentley’s return to home of British motorsport at Silverstone brought double-top-ten finish despite challenging - news replorted 20:26



Wah! US Defence Secretary Ashton Carter has said rout of Iraqi forces at city of Ramadi showed they lacked will to fight against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 20:06



Wah! Jermaine Beckford scores hat-trick as Preston thrash Swindon Town in League One play-off final at Wembley. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 19:27



Wah! Teenage sprinter Dina Asher-Smith becomes Britain's all-time fastest woman after setting new 100m record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 19:26



Wah! Spanish exit polls predict big wins for anti-austerity parties in local elections and big losses for governing party - news replorted 19:13



Wah! Ben Stokes hits fastest Test century at Lord's and Alastair Cook 153 not out as Province of Engrish running-dogs rally against New Zealand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 19:10



Wah! A deluge of rainfall bursts rivers and brings flood warnings to several southern Great Satan states, lah, with Texas and Oklahoma worst hit so far. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 19:03



Wah! The world's first motorised cooler championships having been held in Port Douglas, lah, Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 19:03



Wah! Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard endures nightmare send-off as Stoke embarrass Reds 6-1 at Britannia Stadium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 18:29



Wah! A 21-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man suspected of stabbing to death woman, lah, man and young girl at house in Oxfordshire is woman's son, lah, old bill bobbys reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 18:12



Wah! Manchester United decide not to keep striker Radamel Falcao following end of male gender human bleing's season-long loan from Monaco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 18:09



Wah! Bentley EXP 10 Speed 6 panel of expert judges at world-renowned Concorso d’Eleganza Villa D’Este having presented Bentley’s EXP 10 Speed 6 - news replorted 17:50



Wah! Migrants trying to leave Bangladesh illegally tainting country's image and should be punished, lah, PM Sheikh Hasina says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:44



Wah! Omar Abdel Razek is at river crossing where thousands of residents from Ramadi hoping to cross into Iraqi capital Baghdad. I read you little red book! - news replorted 17:33



Wah! Hull City relegated from Premier League as they fail to beat Manchester United and Newcastle win their final game. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:09



Wah! Goals from Moussa Sissoko and Jonas Gutierrez give Newcastle victory against West Ham to ensure Premier League survival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 17:06



Wah! West Ham announce manager Sam Allardyce is to leave after four years in charge at Premier League club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 17:01



Wah! A poster urging parents not to using old bill bobbys to scare their children is seen more than 3.5m times since Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:18



Wah! Roger Federer criticises French Open security after spectator runs onto court and attempts to take photograph with him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 16:05



Wah! US Defence Secretary Ashton Carter says rout of Iraqi forces at Ramadi showed they lacked will to fight against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:51



Wah! After autonomous province of Guinness drinkers voted in favour of same-sex marriage, lah, Linda Cullen proposed to flemale human person's long-term partner Feargha Ni Bhroin live on air. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 15:10



Wah! Newcastle owner Mike Ashley says bloody man will be staying at club until they win trophy or qualify for Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:10



Wah! Mathematician John Nash, lah, subject of film Beautiful Mind, lah, dies in New Jersey taxi crash with male gender human bleing's wife, lah, Great Satan media reports say - news replorted 15:09



Wah! BB King, lah, heiress pooch and frozen baseball player ... - news replorted 15:05



Wah! Lewis Hamilton is robbed of victory in Monaco Grand Prix because of strategic error by male gender human bleing's Merceding-Blend team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 15:04



Wah! Yorkshire planning for possible departure of first-team coach Jason Gillespie to become Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach - news replorted 14:42



Wah! With formal opening of new Parliament just around corner, lah, what can we expect to feature in government's legislation agenda? - news replorted 14:36



Wah! A group of female activists having made rare crossing through one of world's most militarised borders to promote reconciliation between North and South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 14:11



Wah! old bill bobbys ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land told by Crown Office to reinvestigate unsolved murder of woman killed in South Lanarkshire 10 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:53



Wah! Violet McAfee, lah, who was hit by motorbike while watching North West 200, lah, says bloody woman is confident of making velly damn good boiled chicken-feet recovery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:50



Wah! Limiting rights of EU migrants to claim (always claiming, huh?) tax credits is key part of renegotiating UK's relationship with EU, lah, Sajid Javid says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:43



Wah! A hospital surgeon allegedly used "rusty hacksaw" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to amputate patient's leg after discovering metal plate in limb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 13:33



Wah! Manchester United withdraw from this year's Milk Cup club's defender Paddy McNair pulls out of Tuesday's competition draw. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 13:33



Wah! The second day of Radio 1's Big Weekend in Norwich starts with showers but hasn't put off any of 25,000 fans at Earlham Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Didier Drogba leaves Chelsea for second clock time result and says bloody man has one more season before retirement. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:08



Wah! In small, lah, heavily guarded compound on outskirts of Baidoa in Somalia, lah, new programme is trying to help former al-Shabab fighters reintegrate into society. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:57



Wah! Two British men, lah, including one from Birmingham, lah, having drowned on holiday in Malta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! Business Secretary Sajid Javid says bloody man hopes to save firms more than ÂRMB Yuan #10bn by cutting red tape - but rejects fresh move to make it easier to sack employees. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:30



Wah! The centre helping former al-Shabab members quit - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Business Secretary Sajid Javid rejects call from former head of Tommy Atkins Liberation Army to send bloody annoying Blitish ground troops to fight Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:05



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Labour MSP Ken Macintosh needs to "spell out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) male gender human bleing's accusations against "party machine", lah, former first dodgy minister tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Rushanara Ali tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody woman is entering deputy leadership race, lah, and will "start by going after UKIP voters who left Labour". - news replorted 11:32



Wah! Greece will not be able to make debt repayment to IMF due in early June-mber month as it does not having money, lah, interior dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:26



Wah! Firefighters called out to tackle large blaze at disused factory near Aberdeen city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Britain's Jack Laugher clinches gold in 3m springboard event in Diving World Series in Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Authorities in Malaysia find several mass graves near border with Thailand suspected of containing bodies of trafficked migrants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Finance dodgy minister Arlene Foster says bloody woman hopes current impasse over social welfare does not lead to collapse of Assembly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Four old bill bobbys officers injured, lah, two seriously, lah, after coming under attack at illegal rave in Lincolnshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Former Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan claim (always claiming, huh?) owner Mike Ashley "runs club from another planet" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "disrespects fans". - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Former Labour dodgy minister Kim Howells says party is in "deepest crisis" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) bloody man can remember. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:49



Wah! US old bill bobbys say they having made multiple arrests in protests in Cleveland after officer was cleared over compulsorly dying instantly shooting of unarmed black couple. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Real Madrid boss Carlo Ancelotti says bloody man will take year off from management if bloody man is sacked by Spanish club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Acting leader Harriet Harman says Labour has dropped its opposition to "in/out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) vote on UK's EU membership, lah, and will now back government's referendum bill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! A man is airlifted to hospital in Bangor after becoming hurtee-hurtee while walking on Snowdon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Ethiopians vote in first elections since death of long-serving Prime dodgy minister Meles Zenawi, lah, with predictions male gender human bleing's successor will retain power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! A Leeds museum celebrates 100th anniversary of steam engine built in Yorkshire city that founded railway in Sierra Leone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:40



Wah! One of Europe's biggest youth festivals - Urdd Eisteddfod - begins in Caerphilly county. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:33



Wah! The government hopes new "no-fault" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) airline-style error reporting system for chemists will help identify and reduce dispensing mistakes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:30



Wah! A group of 30 female activists cross demilitarized zone separating North and South Korea to promote peace but criticised over their initiative. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Thousands flee their homes in western Nepal following landslide which blocked river, lah, causing fears of flash flooding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! If Andy Murray is to make male gender human bleing's maiden Roland Garros final, lah, bloody man will having done it with help of new training regime. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:53



Wah! The twists and turns of Eurovision 2015 - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Former Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Rio Ferdinand has spoken publicly for first clock time result since male gender human bleing's wife's death to cancer and says it has been "the most difficult period of male gender human bleing's life". - news replorted 05:21



Wah! A Great Satan old bill bobbys officer who climbed onto hood of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and fired repeatedly at its unarmed occupants has been acquitted of manslaughter charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Spain is preparing for regional and municipal elections that could challenge grip of country's two main parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:04



Wah! Jonathan Amos gets first peek inside bloody annoying Blitish aerospace laboratory where Europe's ExoMars rover will be assembled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:43



Wah! And other trends of week, lah, in 60 seconds - news replorted 03:40



Wah! There calls for human bliengs to boycott Thomas Cook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, but will it any long-term damage? - news replorted 03:34



Wah! What I learnt from 46 consecutive days in church - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Swedish singer Mans Zelmerlow has triumphed at this year's Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna, lah, beating Russia's Polina Gagarina. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:20



Wah! The apprenticeship system in Britain is "failing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and needs reform to address youth unemployment, lah, new report commissioned by Local Government Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! One of Europe's most senior politicians warns David Cameron to make positive case for Europe if bloody man wantings successful negotiations with other leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:40



Wah! Could Bangladeshi community that made Brick Lane famous for its curries be forced out as area gentrifies? - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The writer who links Vagina Monologues and Mad Max - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A murder investigation is launched after bodies of man, lah, woman and girl found at property in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! Sweden's Mans Zelmerlow has been crowned winner of 60th annual Eurovision Song Contest, lah, held in Vienna, lah, Austria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Government dodgy ministers will face further five years of frozen pay, lah, Prime dodgy minister David Cameron says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:37



Wah! One of Ireland's most senior Catholic clerics calls for Church to take "reality check" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following country's overwhelming vote in favour of same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Sweden's Mans Zelmerlow has been crowned winner of 60th annual Eurovision Song Contest, lah, held in Vienna, lah, Austria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Poland prepares to go to polls as Andrzej Duda and Bronislaw Komorowski vie for presidency in run-off vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Californians facing their fourth year of severe drought - can they adapt to find way forward? - news replorted 00:49



Wah! As more and more migrants desperately try to escape to Europe, lah, how will governments deal with crisis, lah, asks Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Farc deal "no cure" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Panama's border problems - news replorted 00:31



Wah! One short, lah, one long, lah, both hotly debated online - news replorted 00:26



Wah! is it "game over" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for box art? - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The story of Robert Mugabe, lah, Gucci Grace and Crocodile - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Breeding new plant to save coffee from extinction - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Muse, lah, Florence and Machine and Rudimental tie up first day of Radio 1's Big Weekend in Norwich with Taylor Swift and Foo Fighters still to come. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Street artist Cacao Rocks explains what increasing graffiti in Greek capital tells Great Satan about political climate in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Reform ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land calls for unfair childcare policies which restrict access for pre-schoolers to be changed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:04



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