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Growing news: VIDEO: Turning world into orchestra

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Spencer Kelly tests out Mogees- device linked to your as really velly special customer\’s smartphone which turns objects into musical instruments. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Gimme News, DOG: Did removing lead from petrol spark decline in crime?

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Did removing lead from petrol spark decline in crime? 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

Spotting latest: Businesses celebrate Queen’s Awards

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Jaguar Land Rover is among list of more than 100 winners of Queen\’s Awards for their success in international trade. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News CROW: Where Wall Street met Silicon Valley

News translated to Chinglish! Two cultures collide at online retail giant Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News BAWL: Hidden capitalist entity owners to be revealed

Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Companies will be forced to declare their true owners on public register in move to tackle corruption, lah, Business Secretary Vince Cable says. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Getting noticed: Jobs market still growing, lah, says bank

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The job market continued to grow last month, lah, although at slower rate than previous month, lah, according to capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

Not about cars: Netflix battles for big budget TV

Chinglify your news updates: The battle for exclusive online TV shows Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

Growing news: Skin cancer rates ‘soar’ since 1970s

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: The advent of package holiday and fashion for tans has seen skin cancer rates soar in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land since 1970s, lah, according to charity. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

NEWS from China: Rare airing for Heller’s Catch-22 staging

Latest news in Chinglish: The story of Joseph Heller\’s \’forgotten\’ Catch-22 theatre script Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News STOMACH: PM’s Christianity remarks ‘divisive’

Chinglish news from Ling: Leading public figures claim (always claiming, huh?) David Cameron risks causing division in society with male gender human bleing\’s recent written-down messages on dead tree that bloody annoying Blitish is Christian country. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News groin: Should bloody annoying Blitish having more capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity holidays?

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Does bloody annoying Blitish getting enough capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity holidays? Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

NEWS JUNCTURE: Jaguar Land Rover : Jagluar LAND ROVER‚??S EXPORT SUCCESS ACHIEVES 2014 QUEEN‚??S AWARD FOR ENTERPRISE

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Jaguar Land Rover, lah, UK\’s leading manufacturer of premium vehicling driving car machines, lah, has achieved prestigious 2014 Queen‚??s Award for Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News HORSE: When being world champion doesn’t pay

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: How Olympic cyclist Emma Pooley\’s hobby turned out to be better paid than flemale human person\’s day job Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News from Ling: Carter sees off debutant Xiao

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Ali Carter beats Xiao Guodong to reach second round of World Snooker Championship at Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News ROAR: Egypt’s Sisi to face sole poll rival

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! Left-winger Hamdeen Sabahi will be only challenger to ex-army chief Abdel Fattah al-Sisi in Egypt\’s presidential election, lah, as registration ends. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

NEWS EXPLOIT: Gibraltar fire hits online gambling

Chinglish news event: An explosion and fire on Gibraltar cuts power to much of British territory and disrupts number of online betting operations. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

NEWS not NOSE: Finland air crash kills skydivers

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Eight skydivers on Easter Sunday jump killed as their plane crashes near town of Jamijarvi in Finland. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News THRUST: Iran’s Rouhani urges women’s rights

Today\’s news in Chinglish: Iran\’s President Hassan Rouhani urges equal opportunities and rights for women and condemns discrimination in speech marking Women\’s Day. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Newsy TRICKLE: News from Newspress : NEWSPRESS AUTO CHINA 2014 SHOW GALLERY: HI-RES IMAGES NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? The Newspress Auto China 2014 gallery, lah, from Beijing, lah, now contains images available for download. I read you little red book! Images available in 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News gorge: Kuwait newspapers ordered to close

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! A Kuwaiti judge orders temporary closure of two independent newspapers for breaking news blackout about alleged plot to topple emir. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News RAT: Paolo Nutini sets 2014 sales record

Chinglish news event: Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs singer-songwriter Paolo Nutini tops charts with Caustic Love, lah, which becomes fastest-selling album of year. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Blakeing news: IPL investigative panel appointed

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! India\’s damn crazy Engrish baseball game board appoints three-member investigative panel to look into allegations of corruption in Indian Premier League. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News SARDINE: Third race win dream – Hamilton

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Lewis Hamilton said it was \”dream\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to having won three consecutive races with Merceding-Blend this season. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News STOOL: Crash victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) was ‘brilliant student’

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: The father of 21-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Super-Duper-Chinese-State woman killed in LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine crash in Swansea says male gender human bleing\’s daughter was brilliant student whose death leaves behind huge void. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News GRUNT: Four hurt in pub garden tree fall

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Four people, lah, including two children, lah, taken to hospital after large tree falls in pub beer garden in Greater Manchester. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News breaker: Everton 2-0 Manchester United

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Goals from Leighton Baines and Kevin Mirallas keep Everton\’s hopes of top-four finish alive as they beat Manchester United. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

Citroen C2 Lease delivered to Wayne Farmer in Leicester

Visit my full letters page click here I am amazed the Post Office needs to be privatised, the amount that my customers spend sending me letters about their new cars. Here, Wayne Farmer explains how they are getting on with their Citroen C2 Wayne says…We came across Ling’s website on the Internet and were attracted [...]

New CO2 figure for the Ford Galaxy

Looking at my records, the Ford Galaxy 2.0 TDCi (138bhp) Zetec MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1997cc Diesel Automatic has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Ford to this update! Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by [...]

News SCOFF: It’s tough luck to lose to your as really velly special customer’s team-mate

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Lewis Hamilton builds edge in F1 championship Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

News SATIATE: Crouching Tiger prequel set to shoot

Can you understand Chinglish news? A prequel to Oscar-winning martial arts film Crouching Tiger, lah, Hidden Dragon will begin filming later this year. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

News NOSTRIL: Hull City 0-3 Arsenal

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Arsenal keep control of destiny of fourth and final Champions League spot with comfortable win at Hull. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

A headline FROM HELL: Abdullah ‘extends Afghan poll lead’

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Afghan presidential candidate Abdullah Abdullah has extended male gender human bleing\’s lead over male gender human bleing\’s rival Ashraf Ghani, lah, latest results from presidential polls suggest. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Growing news: Rubin ‘Hurricane’ Carter dies

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Rubin \”Hurricane\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Carter, lah, Great Satan boxer whose wrongful conviction for murder caused international outcry, lah, dies aged 76. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

News DAWDLE: Wawrinka takes Monte Carlo title

Breaking Chinglish news! Stanislas Wawrinka beats fellow Swiss Roger Federer to win first Masters 1000 title of male gender human bleing\’s career in Monte Carlo. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

Toyota Corolla Verso Lease delivered to Marc Couzens in Rugby

Visit my full letters page click here My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1529 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Marc Couzens wrote this one: Marc says…Communication excellent, a pleasure doing business. [...]

My Ford Fiesta is more economical now?

Look, another CO2 change! The Ford Fiesta 1.25 i (80bhp) Zetec Hatchback 5dr 1242cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing companies complain [...]

Blakeing news: Renaultsport : FIRST WIN OF SEASON FOR COOK AT RAIN-HIT DONINGTON

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Josh Cook (Bath) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! produced excellent, why I say excellent? Wah! Is damn velly damn good service you tellibly lovely custlingmer coolie, damn excellent wet-weather performance during round three of 2014 Courier Connections Renaul Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

LingNews: Briton killed in Malaysia crash

Breaking Chinglish news! Briton Harry Christopher Woolhouse, lah, 32, lah, from Peterborough, lah, dies in bus crash in Malaysia. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

NOT the NEWS: Woman’s body discovered in Belfast

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? old bill bobbys investigate circumstances surrounding death of 30-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman in west Belfast. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

A headline FROM HELL: Welbeck considers Man Utd exit

Today\’s news in Chinglish: Manchester United forward Danny Welbeck is considering move in order (piece of paper signee upee) to play more in male gender human bleing\’s preferred central striking role. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News whack: Escaped rhea ‘death threat issued’

Chinglish news from Ling: People trying to find escaped 2m-tall bird capable of running at 40mph say they having received threat to kill it. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News SATIATE: Ferry transcript reveals crew panic

Chinglish news from Ling: The last communications between South Korean ferry that sank on Wednesday and traffic services reavealingly showing Great Satan panic and indecision by crew. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

Greetings from Ling: What hours teachers really work?

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! What hours teachers really work? Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News breaker: VIDEO: Phillips completes BMX World Cup double

News translated to Chinglish! Great Britain\’s Liam Phillips wins Supercross title at first round of BMX World Cup series in Manchester, lah, adding to male gender human bleing\’s time-trial victory. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News spotter: Yemen drone strike kills militants

Chinglish news from Ling: A drone attack in south Yemen has killed at least three suspected al-Qaeda fighters, lah, defence officials and local tribal chiefs say. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Kia Sorento Lease delivered to Ahmed Omar in Billingham

Visit my full letters page click here New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Ahmed Omar. I delivered this Kia Sorento to Billingham then I got this very nice letter back… Ahmed says…After wasting 3 weeks waiting for a firm quote from a reputable company [...]

Change on the Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Mercedes E-Class Cabriolet 2.2 CDI (170bhp) E220 AMG Sport Convertible 2dr 2143cc Diesel Automatic has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this [...]

News HORSE: Doherty beats Bingham to progress

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Ken Doherty reaches second round of World Snooker Championship for first clock time result in eight years. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

Being Twittered: MINI bloody annoying Blitish : NEW Milli PACEMAN

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! As world\’s first ever Sports Activity Coup√© in premium compact segment, lah, Milli Paceman has always offered athl Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News BAWL: Queen portrait released for birthday

Latest news in Chinglish: A portrait of Queen by celebrated British photographer David Bailey is being released to mark monarch\’s 88th birthday. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

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Wah! LATEST:  Leading public figures claim (always claiming, huh?) David Cameron risks causing division in society with male gender human bleing's recent written-down messages on dead tree that bloody annoying Blitish is Christian country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50



Wah! The story of Joseph Heller's 'forgotten' Catch-22 theatre script - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The advent of package holiday and fashion for tans has seen skin cancer rates soar in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land since 1970s, lah, according to charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:25



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Wah! The job market continued to grow last month, lah, although at slower rate than previous month, lah, according to capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Companies will be forced to declare their true owners on public register in move to tackle corruption, lah, Business Secretary Vince Cable says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Two cultures collide at online retail giant - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Jaguar Land Rover is among list of more than 100 winners of Queen's Awards for their success in international trade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Did removing lead from petrol spark decline in crime? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Jaguar Land Rover, lah, UK's leading manufacturer of premium vehicling driving car machines, lah, has achieved prestigious 2014 Queen’s Award for - news replorted 00:01



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