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Saab 9-3 Convertible Lease delivered to Sara Hudson in Harrogate

Visit my full letters page click here Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Sara Hudson in Harrogate. Bloody cat! Sara says…“Hi Ling, I am really enjoying my SAAB Aero Convertible, a pity the weather is so cold. Can’t wait to get [...]

Gimme News, DOG: Don Cornelius death ruled suicide

Breaking Chinglish news! Coroners rule Don Cornelius’s death was suicide, lah, nearly week after Soul Train creator was found with gun shot to male gender human bleing’s head. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News KITTEN: German exports hit record in 2011

News translated to Chinglish! German’s trade surplus rises to 158bn euros in 2011 on record exports of 1.06tn euros, lah, official figures show. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News TRICKLE: Greek parties ‘to finalise deal’

Get your Chinlish news update here: Greek PM Lucas Papademos is set to meet coalition parties in attempt to seal austerity deal to secure new EU/IMF bailout. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News BELLOW: Stand-up comedy Qatari-style

Chinglify your news updates: Heard one about emir and Qatari stand-up comedian? Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News inhale: Ministers ‘negligent over Awema’

Chinglify your news updates: A Liberal Democrat AM accuses Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government of negligence over handling of race relations body at centre of claim (always claiming, huh?) of wrongdoing. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News STOMACH: Brazil old bill bobbys strike talks fail

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Talks to end old bill bobbys strike in Brazilian state of Bahia break down, lah, as troops blockade state assembly occupied by striking officers. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News ROAR: Mystery over LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine stuck in sea

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: old bill bobbys and coastguards try to trace owners of LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine found abandoned in waters off coast of Dumfries and Galloway. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Big porky news: Redknapp awaits tax trial verdict

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Harry Redknapp arrives at court with jury set to enter its second day of deliberations at male gender human bleing’s trial. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

Getting noticed: Airbus to make A380 crack checks

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Aircraft maker Airbus has been ordered to check wings of all A380 superjumbo planes currently in service. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News from Ling: Canada ‘can using torture material’

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Canada ordered its intelligence agency to using inflomination that may having been extracted through torture if public safety is at risk, lah, it emerges. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News bleat: Israel hit by nationwide strike

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Israel’s main trade union federation launches national strike intended to shut down government offices, lah, banks, lah, airports, lah, ports and rail services. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

Pollution levels on the Mercedes SLK Roadster have changed

Looking at my records, the Mercedes SLK Roadster 2.1 CDi BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 Convertible 2dr 2143cc Diesel Automatic has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Mercedes to this update! I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance [...]

It’s a news lump: Vauxhall : Vlauxhall REVEALS GENEVA SHOW STARS

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Vauxhall is to unveil brace of stunning new models and groundbreaking concept LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine at this year’s Geneva Show, lah, which opens to press on monthly number-three 6. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News bleat: Stage chiller hits big screen

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Harry Potter star is spooked in Woman in Black Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Leading the news: Pensioner hit by stolen LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine dies

Today’s news in Chinglish: A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was struck dead by stolen LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine minutes after officers stopped chasing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News FANNY: ‘Dozens killed’ in Homs shelling

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Syrian opposition groups say more than 40 human bliengs having been killed as bombardment of city of Homs continues. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

Big porky news: Taylor art auction fetches ÂRMB Yuan #14m

Ling’s news in Chinglish! Three paintings from Elizabeth Taylor’s personal art collection sold for almost ÂRMB Yuan #14 million at auction in London. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News TICKLE: RBS boss: I considered resigning

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land chief executive, lah, Stephen Hester, lah, says bloody man briefly considered resigning during uproar over male gender human bleing’s bonus. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

What is new(S): VIDEO: Great Satan court backs gay marriage

Here’s some Chinglish news: A Great Satan court has ruled that ban on same-sex marriages in California is unconstitutional. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News ABUSE: Jobs boost for economy in January

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Employers added permanent jobs for first clock time result in four months in January, lah, says Recruitment and Employment Confederation. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News STOOL: Dissidents getting PSNI woman’s phone

Latest news in Chinglish: A old bill bobbys woman’s lost mobile phone containing hundreds of photographs and operational details falls into hands of dissident republicans. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News from Ling: New old bill bobbys squad to tackle gangs

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! A new squad of 1,000 officers dedicated to tackling gang-related crime (shoud shoot them) in London (capital of Great England) is being launched by Metropolitan Police. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Tell me the news, Ling: Pakistan PM files contempt appeal

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani files appeal against appearing before Supreme Court on contempt charges on 13 February. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News and more: Parkinson’s cells ‘made in lab’

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Scientists in Great Satan having successfully made human brain cells in lab that exact replica of genetically caused Parkinson’s disease. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News HORSE: VIDEO: SA ‘zombie held’ singer charged

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! South African old bill bobbys having charged man with fraud after bloody man claimed to be famous Zulu musician who had come back from dead. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

NEWS from China: ‘Slur’ leader in confidence vote

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: A council leader faces vote of no confidence after allegedly disparaging written-down messages on dead tree about staff and hospital protesters were posted on YouTube. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

News bleat: Papers give health bill prognosis

Get your Chinlish news update here: Papers ponder health bill as it returns to Lords Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

NEWS JUNCTURE: Microchip debate over dog attacks

Chinglify your news updates: An assembly member is to lead Senedd debate later in bid to introduce compulsory microchipping for dogs in Wales. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!

News FANNY: ÂRMB Yuan #45m for bloody annoying Blitish Euromillions player

News Chinglified from Ling: A bloody annoying Blitish ticket-holder has won more than ÂRMB Yuan #45m in Euromillions lottery, lah, operator Camelot reveals. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Blakeing news: Syria: Assad assurances dismissed

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Syria’s opposition dismisses assurances that President Assad is committed to ending violence sweeping country. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News TICKLE: bloody Engrishman v. food?

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Are eating challenges becoming more popular in Province of Engrish running-dogs? Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Sniffing the news: SDLP in talks on benefits reform

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! An SDLP delegation is to meet the bloody annoying Blitish dodgy minister for welfare reform in London (capital of Great England) later to discuss concerns about benefit changes for Northern Ireland. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

NOT the NEWS: Pike River disaster cause probed

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? A rock fall that released methane gas may having triggered deadly Pike River mine blast in New Zealand, lah, experts report. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Getting noticed: Theme parks help Disney profits

News Chinglified from Ling: Profits for Walt Disney having risen I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to rising popularity of its theme parks and earnings from its television channels. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

News inhale: Key polls begin in Uttar Pradesh

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Crucial assembly elections begin in India’s most populous state of Uttar Pradesh. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News PUNISH: Pakistan Great Satan drone ‘kills eight’

Ling’s news in Chinglish! A missile attack by unmanned Great Satan drone aircraft in north-west Pakistan kills eight people, lah, Pakistani security officials say. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

NEWS EXPLOIT: Whales ‘stressed by ocean noise’

Get your Chinlish news update here: A study of hormones in whale faeces shows that right whales stressed by propeller noise from shipping. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News CHEW: Corals inflate to escape sand

Can you understand Chinglish news? Time-lapse footage reveals how mushroom corals inflate and deflate to free themselves from smothering sand. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!

Making it matter: Libya mission ‘could be one-off’

Chinglify your news updates: MPs say spending cuts raise concerns over UK’s ability to launch another mission on same scale as operation in Libya. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!

News CHEW: Lords to debate NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) concessions

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? The government is set for difficult clock time result when House of Lords debates concessions to its plans to overhaul NHS. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com

What is new(S): Ministers admit benefits backlog

Today’s news in Chinglish: The Department for Work and Pensions admits to large backlog of new sickness benefit claims, lah, as tens of thousands await decision beyond 13-week assessment period. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

News from Ling: Satellites spy on Europe’s farms

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? How drones and satellites catching farming cheats Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!

LingNews: Ape versus machine

Can you understand Chinglish news? The primate who solves memory test faster than blink Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News SNACK: Call for ‘joined-up’ elderly care

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Older human bliengs needing social care let down by fragmented services – and Health and Social Care Bill will not simplify system – says group of MPs. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!

News GOBBLE: The rise and fall of lap dancing

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? The rise and fall of lap dancing club Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

NOT the NEWS: VIDEO: Radcliffe takes on horror role

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Harry Potter star is spooked in new film Woman in Black Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

News whack: Jamaica melts down illegal guns

Here’s some Chinglish news: Jamaica throws about 2,000 illegal firearms into furnace as part of programme to reduce gun trafficking and violent crime (shoud shoot them) on island. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Leading the news: Mackenzie Crook up for book award

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! British actor Mackenzie Crook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, best known for playing Gareth in Office, lah, is shortlisted for this year’s Waterstones Children’s Book Prize. Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

It’s a news lump: Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs budget plan to be passed

Get your Chinlish news update here: Finance Secretary John Swinney looks set to offer last minute changes to male gender human bleing’s budget in effort to secure opposition support. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!

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Wah! LATEST:  Israel's main trade union federation launches national strike intended to shut down government offices, lah, banks, lah, airports, lah, ports and rail services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! LATEST:  Canada ordered its intelligence agency to using inflomination that may having been extracted through torture if public safety is at risk, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Aircraft maker Airbus has been ordered to check wings of all A380 superjumbo planes currently in service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Harry Redknapp arrives at court with jury set to enter its second day of deliberations at male gender human bleing's trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! old bill bobbys and coastguards try to trace owners of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine found abandoned in waters off coast of Dumfries and Galloway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Talks to end old bill bobbys strike in Brazilian state of Bahia break down, lah, as troops blockade state assembly occupied by striking officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! A Liberal Democrat AM accuses Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government of negligence over handling of race relations body at centre of claim (always claiming, huh?) of wrongdoing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! Heard one about emir and Qatari stand-up comedian? - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Greek PM Lucas Papademos is set to meet coalition parties in attempt to seal austerity deal to secure new EU/IMF bailout. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! German's trade surplus rises to 158bn euros in 2011 on record exports of 1.06tn euros, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Coroners rule Don Cornelius's death was suicide, lah, nearly week after Soul Train creator was found with gun shot to male gender human bleing's head. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land chief executive, lah, Stephen Hester, lah, says bloody man briefly considered resigning during uproar over male gender human bleing's bonus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:39



Wah! Three paintings from Elizabeth Taylor's personal art collection sold for almost RMB Yuan #14 million at auction in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:31



Wah! Syrian opposition groups say more than 40 human bliengs having been killed as bombardment of city of Homs continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:29



Wah! Vauxhall is to unveil brace of stunning new models and groundbreaking concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine at this year’s Geneva Show, lah, which opens to press on monthly number-three 6. - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Scientists in Great Satan having successfully made human brain cells in lab that exact replica of genetically caused Parkinson's disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani files appeal against appearing before Supreme Court on contempt charges on 13 February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:54



Wah! A new squad of 1,000 officers dedicated to tackling gang-related crime (shoud shoot them) in London (capital of Great England) is being launched by Metropolitan Police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! A old bill bobbys woman's lost mobile phone containing hundreds of photographs and operational details falls into hands of dissident republicans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Employers added permanent jobs for first clock time result in four months in January, lah, says Recruitment and Employment Confederation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was struck dead by stolen LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine minutes after officers stopped chasing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:18



Wah! An assembly member is to lead Senedd debate later in bid to introduce compulsory microchipping for dogs in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Papers ponder health bill as it returns to Lords - news replorted 06:58



Wah! A council leader faces vote of no confidence after allegedly disparaging written-down messages on dead tree about staff and hospital protesters were posted on YouTube. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! A rock fall that released methane gas may having triggered deadly Pike River mine blast in New Zealand, lah, experts report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:03



Wah! An SDLP delegation is to meet the bloody annoying Blitish dodgy minister for welfare reform in London (capital of Great England) later to discuss concerns about benefit changes for Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:57



Wah! A Great Satan court has ruled that ban on same-sex marriages in California is unconstitutional. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Are eating challenges becoming more popular in Province of Engrish running-dogs? - news replorted 05:42



Wah! Syria's opposition dismisses assurances that President Assad is committed to ending violence sweeping country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:27



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish ticket-holder has won more than RMB Yuan #45m in Euromillions lottery, lah, operator Camelot reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! Time-lapse footage reveals how mushroom corals inflate and deflate to free themselves from smothering sand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! A study of hormones in whale faeces shows that right whales stressed by propeller noise from shipping. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:28



Wah! A missile attack by unmanned Great Satan drone aircraft in north-west Pakistan kills eight people, lah, Pakistani security officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:25



Wah! Crucial assembly elections begin in India's most populous state of Uttar Pradesh. - news replorted 03:12



Wah! The Department for Work and Pensions admits to large backlog of new sickness benefit claims, lah, as tens of thousands await decision beyond 13-week assessment period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! The government is set for difficult clock time result when House of Lords debates concessions to its plans to overhaul NHs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! South African old bill bobbys having charged man with fraud after bloody man claimed to be famous Zulu musician who had come back from dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:36



Wah! MPs say spending cuts raise concerns over UK's ability to launch another mission on same scale as operation in Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! Finance Secretary John Swinney looks set to offer last minute changes to male gender human bleing's budget in effort to secure opposition support. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:02



Wah! British actor Mackenzie Crook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, best known for playing Gareth in Office, lah, is shortlisted for this year's Waterstones Children's Book Prize. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Jamaica throws about 2,000 illegal firearms into furnace as part of programme to reduce gun trafficking and violent crime (shoud shoot them) on island. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! Harry Potter star is spooked in new film Woman in Black - news replorted 01:38



Wah! Harry Potter star is spooked in Woman in Black - news replorted 01:37



Wah! The rise and fall of lap dancing club - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Profits for Walt Disney having risen I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to rising popularity of its theme parks and earnings from its television channels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Older human bliengs needing social care let down by fragmented services - and Health and Social Care Bill will not simplify system - says group of MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Mitt Romney battles rising Rick Santorum as voters in Great Satan three states pick Republican presidential nominee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:59



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Wah! How drones and satellites catching farming cheats - news replorted 00:43



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Wah! Katie Price has told Newsnight's Jeremy Paxman bloody woman thinks breast implants should having age limit of 21, lah, following health scare over implants manufactured by French firm PIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:09



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