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	<description>I am Ling! Cheap new UK cars, life, noodles and fried rice... join in!</description>
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		<title>Saab 9-3 Convertible Lease delivered to Sara Hudson in Harrogate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit my full letters page click here Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here&#8217;s a letter it missed, from Sara Hudson in Harrogate. Bloody cat! Sara says&#8230;&#8220;Hi Ling, I am really enjoying my SAAB Aero Convertible, a pity the weather is so cold. Can&#8217;t wait to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gimme News, DOG: Don Cornelius death ruled suicide</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking Chinglish news! Coroners rule Don Cornelius&#8217;s death was suicide, lah, nearly week after Soul Train creator was found with gun shot to male gender human bleing&#8217;s head. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
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		<title>News KITTEN: German exports hit record in 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[News translated to Chinglish! German&#8217;s trade surplus rises to 158bn euros in 2011 on record exports of 1.06tn euros, lah, official figures show. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!]]></description>
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		<title>News TRICKLE: Greek parties &#8216;to finalise deal&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get your Chinlish news update here: Greek PM Lucas Papademos is set to meet coalition parties in attempt to seal austerity deal to secure new EU/IMF bailout. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!]]></description>
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		<title>News BELLOW: Stand-up comedy Qatari-style</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinglify your news updates: Heard one about emir and Qatari stand-up comedian? Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>News inhale: Ministers &#8216;negligent over Awema&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinglify your news updates: A Liberal Democrat AM accuses Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government of negligence over handling of race relations body at centre of claim (always claiming, huh?) of wrongdoing. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!]]></description>
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		<title>News STOMACH: Brazil old bill bobbys strike talks fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>News ROAR: Mystery over LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine stuck in sea</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: old bill bobbys and coastguards try to trace owners of LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine found abandoned in waters off coast of Dumfries and Galloway. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
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		<title>Big porky news: Redknapp awaits tax trial verdict</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Harry Redknapp arrives at court with jury set to enter its second day of deliberations at male gender human bleing&#8217;s trial. Breaking stories and news headlines on LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>Getting noticed: Airbus to make A380 crack checks</title>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/getting-noticed-airbus-to-make-a380-crack-checks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/getting-noticed-airbus-to-make-a380-crack-checks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Aircraft maker Airbus has been ordered to check wings of all A380 superjumbo planes currently in service. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>News from Ling: Canada &#8216;can using torture material&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Canada ordered its intelligence agency to using inflomination that may having been extracted through torture if public safety is at risk, lah, it emerges. Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>News bleat: Israel hit by nationwide strike</title>
		<link>http://www.lingscars.com/blog/2012/02/08/news-bleat-israel-hit-by-nationwide-strike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Israel&#8217;s main trade union federation launches national strike intended to shut down government offices, lah, banks, lah, airports, lah, ports and rail services. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>Pollution levels on the Mercedes SLK Roadster have changed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a news lump: Vauxhall : Vlauxhall REVEALS GENEVA SHOW STARS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Vauxhall is to unveil brace of stunning new models and groundbreaking concept LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine at this yearâs Geneva Show, lah, which opens to press on monthly number-three 6. Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>News bleat: Stage chiller hits big screen</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Harry Potter star is spooked in Woman in Black Tons of latest News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>Leading the news: Pensioner hit by stolen LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine dies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s news in Chinglish: A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was struck dead by stolen LINGsCARS &#8482; vehicling driving car machine minutes after officers stopped chasing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>News FANNY: &#8216;Dozens killed&#8217; in Homs shelling</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ling supplies latest news &#8211; in Chinglish! Syrian opposition groups say more than 40 human bliengs having been killed as bombardment of city of Homs continues. Tons of other fun stuff and all the news headlines at LINGsCARS.com!]]></description>
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		<title>Big porky news: Taylor art auction fetches ÂRMB Yuan #14m</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ling&#8217;s news in Chinglish! Three paintings from Elizabeth Taylor&#8217;s personal art collection sold for almost ÂRMB Yuan #14 million at auction in London. 50 more news headlines at LINGsCARS website!]]></description>
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		<title>News TICKLE: RBS boss: I considered resigning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land chief executive, lah, Stephen Hester, lah, says bloody man briefly considered resigning during uproar over male gender human bleing&#8217;s bonus. Click here: News headlines to read more! LINGCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>What is new(S): VIDEO: Great Satan court backs gay marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some Chinglish news: A Great Satan court has ruled that ban on same-sex marriages in California is unconstitutional. Visit to see more News headlines from LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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		<title>News ABUSE: Jobs boost for economy in January</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Gear can&#8217;t do the news in Chinglish! Employers added permanent jobs for first clock time result in four months in January, lah, says Recruitment and Employment Confederation. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
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		<title>News STOOL: Dissidents getting PSNI woman&#8217;s phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Latest news in Chinglish: A old bill bobbys woman&#8217;s lost mobile phone containing hundreds of photographs and operational details falls into hands of dissident republicans. Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
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		<title>News from Ling: New old bill bobbys squad to tackle gangs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tell me the news, Ling: Pakistan PM files contempt appeal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani files appeal against appearing before Supreme Court on contempt charges on 13 February. Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com]]></description>
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		<title>News and more: Parkinson&#8217;s cells &#8216;made in lab&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta laugh at this news &#8211; in Chinglish! Scientists in Great Satan having successfully made human brain cells in lab that exact replica of genetically caused Parkinson&#8217;s disease. Grab loads of news headlines at LINGsCARS!]]></description>
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