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Stroking the news: Transsexual PC sues Essex police

Posted on | October 18, 2013 | Comments Off

Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: A transsexual old bill bobbys officer is suing flemale human person\’s force after bloody woman allegedly had to \”out\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) herself over old bill bobbys radio system, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns.

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