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News CROW: Serbia announces austerity reforms

Posted on | October 8, 2013 | Comments Off

Here\’s some Chinglish news: Serbia\’s government outlines wide-ranging package of austerity measures including wage cuts of up to 25%, lah, in effort to avoid bankruptcy, lah, finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan\’ borrow many Yuan dodgy minister says.

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