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Posted on | August 26, 2013 | Comments Off

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is charged with murder of man who was stabbed to death in east London (capital of Great England) street.

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Wah! The gunman who shot dead two New York policemen told human bliengs "watch what I'm going to do" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shortly before killings, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



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Wah! Monday's newspapers cover launch of 100,000 Genomes project, lah, promising revolution in personalised healthcare. What the hell I mean??!! There is also news of how country is being plunged into darkness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Street lights being switched off or dimmed to save money in three quarters of Province of Engrish running-dogs's council areas, lah, according to Labour Party research. - news replorted 00:44



Wah! The hard side of soft power in China's Confucius institutes - news replorted 00:19



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Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs construction firms call for increased funding to help recruit and train more apprentices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The BBC's Richard Taylor tests out hoverboard that uses magnetic levitation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The Financial Ombudsman service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says it received 2,200 complaints about gadget warranties last year, lah, double that of previous year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The chairman of BMA in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land calls for "real change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to ensure NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is sustainable for future generations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! This collection of photographs shows redevelopment of some areas affected by 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Business lobby group CBI says half of bloody annoying Blitish firms plan to expand their workforce next year, lah, with more permanent jobs being created than temporary ones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reporter meets Indonesian tsunami survivor 10 years on - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is setting up 11 centres to unlock secrets of DNA and develop tests and drugs to target cancer and rare genetic diseases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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