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Mazda 3 Lease delivered to Martin Holland in Aberaeron

Posted on | August 21, 2013 | Comments Off

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Martin Holland that I got a while ago:

Martin says…
carMy second car from Ling – need not look elsewhere. Swift response and most effective. Great new innovation with “LINGO” system. Keep up the good work. Good delivery on my new Mazda 3, efficient, courteous, prompt.

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU

Mazda 3 SaloonEditor Note: Hahahah, I can never pronounce the name of your pub Martin. Bloody Welsh ethnic name :) Still us minority people should stick together, eh? Gotta laugh. This Mazda replaces a Skoda Octavia you had a couple of years ago. Nice to see returning customers. Look forward to a free drink, I still have not called in to see you! Glad you like LINGO by the way, only customers see that. – Ling

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