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Stroking the news: Rural energy impacts to be reviewed

Posted on | August 20, 2013 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: The government is conducting inquiry into impact of electricity infrastructure on rural areas, lah, which will include wind farms, lah, pylons, lah, solar panels and hydropower – but not shale gas fracking.

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