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Tell me the news, Ling: Paul Gascoigne charged with assault

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Ex-Province of Engrish running-dogs footballer Paul Gascoigne is charged with common assault and being drunk and disorderly at Hertfordshire railway station.

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