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News THIGH: Rangers bus in ‘deliberate fire’

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? The new team bus for Rangers silly kick-kick game club was among several set alight in fire attack at coach depot in Lanarkshire, lah, club says.

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