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News THIGH: AUDIO: ‘Anti-Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bias’ caused Sachs row

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: A bias against Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is reason for controversy over lewd answerphone messages left for Andrew Sachs, lah, Russell Brand has said.

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