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News breaker: Beano reunites Ferguson and Beckham

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? David Beckham and Sir Alex Ferguson join host of other celebrities appearing in 75th anniversary issue of Beano.

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