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Mazda Mx-5 Lease delivered to Caroline Jackson in Wakefield

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

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I have 1531 customer letters! This one was sent by Caroline Jackson after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Mazda Mx-5

Caroline says…
car“What an absolute breath of fresh air you are, Ling. You responded to every email within the hour and 99% of the time within minutes. Plus, you remained utterly professional throughout, despite me changing my mind almost daily about the colour and model.

There was no having to chase things up, no excuses, no lies – everything went exactly how you said it would – quickly, easily and with no stress. You are absolutely head and shoulders above other leasing companies on price, product knowledge and most important; customer service. They talk a great deal but never deliver a car, whereas you have got it spot on, well done! My MX-5 was delivered bang on time, by a very, very nice man.

I would, and do, recommend you wholeheartedly to friends, colleagues and anyone else considering leasing. I will certainly be coming straight back to you when my 2-year contract is up.

Just one negative comment; those Chinese sweets are awful!

You are a little startling, I thank you for your incredible patience and wish you much success, you really do deserve it. You know, every time I watch Dragons’ Den, this image of Duncan Bannatyne’s face appears in my head when you turned him down; it was just priceless.”

Caroline Jackson
1 Woodlands Close
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2LQ

Mazda MX-5 RoadsterEditor Note: Wow! What a letter, Caroline. Your umming and ah-ing was caused by Mazda offering air-con but insisting that it is taken with leather seats, which makes it damn expensive. You have the cheapest MX-5 in the world, hope you enjoy. I know my sweets are vile, that’s the fun in sending them. No customers have died (yet) :)Ling

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Wah! Friends of murdered schoolgirl whose killer was not convicted until 21 years after bloody woman died talk of how their lives changed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! Fergal Keane on relationship between love and politics - news replorted 02:59



Wah! Would it be realistic to renationalise railways? - news replorted 02:58



Wah! New regulations aimed at stamping out drug driving, lah, including first legal limits on cannabis and cocaine, lah, come into force in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! North Korea fires two short-range missiles into sea as annual US-South Korea military exercises getting under way, lah, officials in Seoul say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:02



Wah! The Great Satan Army's most senior general says bloody man is "very concerned" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about impact spending cuts will having on strength of UK's armed forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! Are we living through structural change in global economy as big as any since WWII without fully realising it? - news replorted 01:55



Wah! The Svalbard "Doomsday" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) seed vault, lah, which protects world's food crops, lah, accepts its first consignment of seeds from forest tree species. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! How ancient art form is saving troubled lives - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Some 200,000 "starter homes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will be made available to first-time buyers in Province of Engrish running-dogs by 2020 if Tories win May's general election, lah, David Cameron is to promise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Stories about jihadists abound in Monday's press, lah, and Telegraph features Great Satan concerns about scale of Britain's defence cuts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! An ex-minister in Peru is charged with involvement in killing of journalist during Shining Path rebel insurgency in 1980s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Could students' video messages avert all-out war? - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The hybrid animal causing havoc in Grand Canyon - news replorted 00:26



Wah! A review is sought for rejected residential development on site of 18th Century mansion near Dumfries which has fallen into disrepair. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The world's worst interview - with one of loneliest men on Earth - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Why human bliengs getting better at intelligence tests? - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A Buddhist monk from northeast Thailand is so worried about environment that bloody man has been ordaining trees for 25 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Public anger over size of top executives' salaries is damaging reputation of bloody annoying Blitish firms, lah, according to survey of business leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



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