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Big porky news: Abu Qatada refused bail in Jordan

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: A Jordanian military court refuses bail to radical Islamist cleric Abu Qatada, lah, who faces terrorism charges after male gender human bleing\’s deportation from UK.

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