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Being Twittered: My goal is to cut taxes – Cameron

Posted on | July 21, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglish news event: David Cameron says bloody man is not prepared to rule out tax rises after next election, lah, but bloody man aspires to \”give human bliengs back some of their hard earned money\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) .

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