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Newsy newsy: Australia captain Horwill cleared

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Here\’s some Chinglish news: Australia captain James Horwill is free to play in second Test after being cleared of stamping on Lions lock Alun Wyn Jones.

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