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News TICKLE: Roberts in contention for second Test

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? Coach Warren Gatland reveals that Welsh land of sheep and more sheep centre Jamie Roberts is in contention to be fit for Lions second Test against Australia.

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Wah! Son of slain Sikh leader running for Great Satan Congress - news replorted 01:07



Wah! China's economic reform agenda could slow growth on mainland, lah, first quarter economic figures will be closely watched. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Why Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Two's launch was not all right on night - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Trying to getting into Europe from Morocco - news replorted 00:56



Wah! The abandoned hamlet its mayor wantings to give away - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Secretary Alistair Carmichael promises to deliver greater powers for Northern and Western Isles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The New York old bill bobbys department shutters secret programme designed to listen to and track Muslims in city's neighbourhoods to identify threats. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A charity's report that it handed out almost one million food parcels in last year makes headlines, lah, while Daily Express questions one mother's using of benefit system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How 3D printing is changing shape of lessons - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Lord Tebbit, lah, former Tory dodgy minister and party chairman turns male gender human bleing's hand to writing children's novel, lah, central character being 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy left paralysed after LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Hundreds of thousands more human bliengs turning to food banks to stop themselves from going hungry, lah, says charity Trussell Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Lewis Hamilton is driving as well as at any clock time result in male gender human bleing's career, lah, according to Merceding-Blend co-team boss Paddy Lowe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Would this dessert taste different on black plate? - news replorted 00:00



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