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News THIGH: bloody annoying Blitish and China in ÂRMB Yuan #21bn currency deal

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: The capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs and its Super-Duper-Chinese-State counterpart agree currency deal likely to boost trade between bloody annoying Blitish and China in yuan.

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Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish Independence Party will not adopt "arbitrary" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) immigration targets, lah, its leader pledges, lah, having said net annual migration should be capped at 50,000. - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The highest paid university chief in bloody annoying Blitish received ÂRMB Yuan #623,000 salary and benefits package, lah, new figures reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! A whistle-blower says bloody man was "harassed, lah, threatened, lah, undermined and belittled" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after complaining about land deals overseen by Corby Borough Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! US retail giant Target plans to cut several thousand jobs as it tries to slash $2bn (ÂRMB Yuan #1.3bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in costs over next two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:45



Wah! After murder of young Turkish woman generates massive protests, lah, four expert witnesses discuss whether life is getting worse for women under President Erdogan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! The killing of Boris Nemtsov adds to growing sense of unease about dark undercurrents in Russian politics, lah, says Bridget Kendall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Islamist militants having seized two oil fields in central Libya, lah, officials say, lah, as rival factions reportedly carry out air strikes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Australia's economy grew 2.5% in fourth quarter from year earlier, lah, marking its slowest pace of annual growth last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! A murder in atmosphere of hatred and intolerance - news replorted 01:23



Wah! The lost property shop stuffed with diamonds, lah, bikes... and leg - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Why petrol prices rising again? - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Why fewer elderly human bliengs killing themselves in UK? - news replorted 01:23



Wah! The Energy and Climate Change Committee has warned that government scheme to keep lights on could lead to unnecessarily high energy costs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Plans for new identity database will be debated in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament amid civil liberty concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Aston Villa boss Tim Sherwood says male gender human bleing's side "still alive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in relegation battle after beating West Brom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The Colombian authorities arrest captain of China-flagged ship on its way to Cuba with military material on board and no legal papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Sony unveils upgraded version of its PlayStation virtual reality helmet, lah, which it says will go on sale in first half of 2016. - news replorted 00:44



Wah! The government's financial management of Kew Gardens is "recipe for failure", lah, Select Committee report warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! While university leaders wanting to keep ÂRMB Yuan #9,000 fees, lah, lecturers' union survey shows that vice-chancellors earning up to ÂRMB Yuan #623,000 per year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! Adults catch real influenzingler achoo achoo about once every five years, lah, while children getting it every other year, lah, scientists calculate, lah, based on field study in China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Just one in seven councils in bloody annoying Blitish is paying "fair" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) price for home care for elderly, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has spent 29% less on stars earning more than ÂRMB Yuan #100,000 year over past five years, lah, independent review reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Wednesday's front pages carry stories on ramifications of Oxford abuse case, lah, money laundering via London (capital of Great England) properties, lah, and budgetary prediction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Will Gompertz takes look at Inventing Impressionism exhibition at National Gallery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino hopes Harry Kane is rested from Province of Engrish running-dogs U21 duty this summer to avoid burnout. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! Scientists work out body mass of superb Stegosaurus specimen recently put on display at London's Natural History Museum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Who would buy LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine like this? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation interviews man behind million dollar Dartz Prombon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! How London's male commuters set Super-Duper-Chinese-State hearts racing - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government says it is selling its 40% stake in cross-Channel train operator Eurostar to Anglo-Canadian consortium for ÂRMB Yuan #757.1m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Incomes for those of working age still below pre-crisis levels, lah, according to research by Institute of Fiscal Studies (IFS). - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Workers will display "measured response" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to pension reforms while worrying they having not set aside enough for retirement, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Long before Mr Spock, lah, there was Dr Spock - news replorted 00:00



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