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News NIBBLE: Murray is drawn on Centre Court

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Top Gear can\’t do the news in Chinglish! Andy Murray starts male gender human bleing\’s Wimbledon challenge on Centre Court on Monday, lah, after Roger Federer opens male gender human bleing\’s defence.

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