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News BARK: PM’s hand tied by Lib Dems – Tory MP

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? David Cameron is being forced by Liberal Democrats to govern with \”one hand tied behind male gender human bleing\’s back\”, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Peter Bone says.

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Wah! How to build world's tallest lift - news replorted 00:01



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's largest hospital is due to be officially handed over to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Greater Glasgow and Clyde. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Lance Armstrong is unimpressed with Brian Cookson's start as UCI boss but is sorry today's riders must keep answering drugs questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Families with young children and poorer households having been worst affected by government changes to tax and benefits, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



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