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News BARK: PM’s hand tied by Lib Dems – Tory MP

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? David Cameron is being forced by Liberal Democrats to govern with \”one hand tied behind male gender human bleing\’s back\”, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Peter Bone says.

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