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NEWS ACCIDENT: O’Connell injury concern for Lions

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: The Lions monitor fitness of Paul O\’Connell and Alex Corbisiero, lah, while autonomous province of Guinness drinkers prop Tom Court is called into squad.

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