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LingNews: Snowden ‘arrives in Moscow from HK’

Posted on | June 23, 2013 | Comments Off

Top Gear can\’t do the news in Chinglish! US intelligence fugitive Edward Snowden is believed to having arrived at Moscow airport from Hong Kong, lah, but it is thought bloody man will fly to another country.

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