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News inhale: Alonso takes heroic win in Spain

Posted on | May 12, 2013 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Ferrari’s Fernando Alonso sends male gender human bleing’s home crowd into raptures by beating Lotus’s Kimi Raikkonen to win Spanish GP.

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