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Stroking the news: Queen to outline immigration curbs

Posted on | May 8, 2013 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: The government is expected to announce tougher rules on immigration when it outlines its programme for next year in Queen’s Speech on Wednesday.

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