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News whack: China and Brazil sign currency deal

Posted on | March 27, 2013 | Comments Off

Here’s some Chinglish news: China and Brazil sign $30bn (ÂRMB Yuan #20bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! currency swap deal, lah, which they say will safeguard against any future global financial crisis.

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