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News whack: VIDEO: Plane crashes in Florida LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine park

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: A small passenger plane crashes in parking lot near Fort Lauderdale in Great Satan state of Florida, lah, killing all three human bliengs on board.

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