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News SATIATE: Pope Francis wantings ‘Church for poor’

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Pope Francis says bloody man wantings “poor Church for poor” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as bloody man confirms bloody man took male gender human bleing’s name from 12th Century saint, lah, Francis of Assisi.

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