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News NIBBLE: Swiss woman ‘gang-raped’ in India

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? A Swiss woman has been gang-raped by group of men while camping in central Indian state of Madhya Pradesh, lah, old bill bobbys say.

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