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News MEOW: Cargo vessel stranded on island

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! A 262ft (80m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! cargo vessel runs aground off Northumberland coast.

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