LINGsCARS.com – Blog

I am Ling! Cheap new UK cars, life, noodles and fried rice… join in!

My Mercedes SLK Roadster has been updated

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Mercedes SLK RoadsterAll the people with orders in my system for the Mercedes SLK Roadster 2.1 CDi BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Convertible 2dr 2143cc Diesel Automatic will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.

Mercedes SLK RoadsterAt the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy the car, nor do you have a "balloon" payment. Simply give it back! Of course, the car should be fair and reasonable condition commensurate with its age and mileage. If it’s not, you’ll be charged for any damage. But to me that’s common sense.

EnvironmentMy customers agree to adhere to a fixed mileage allowance (usually 10,000, 15,000 or 20,000 miles per annum) and they are charged for "excess" miles. This means they are far more aware of the costs involved in unneccessary journeys in their new cars. To a certain extent, my customers will consider "is my journey really neccessary?" and "would it be cheaper to do this long trip on the train?".

The different fuels have different merits from an environmental perspective. Compared to petrol, diesel vehicles have significantly lower CO2 emissions per kilometre traveled because of the higher efficiency of diesel engines and hence have a lower impact on climate change. Diesel vehicles also emit lower levels of CO and HC than equivalent petrol vehicles. However diesel engines emit greater levels of NOx and Particles than new petrol vehicles. As mentioned earlier, emissions of such pollutants are an air quality issue, particularly in urban areas.

Enviroment LabelI have taken a typical model of this car from my website – the Mercedes SLK Roadster Diesel Automatic. For this car, the CO2 is now just 132g/km. Other trim levels might differ slightly. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Mercedes SLK Roadster is now 56mpg

The Mercedes SLK Roadster falls into the E E band overall.

My Mercedes SLK Roadster 2.1 CDi BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Convertible 2dr 2143cc Diesel Automatic gearbox is only £346.80 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

MercedesThis price on my Mercedes SLK Roadster includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £346.80 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Mercedes SLK RoadsterThe comparative or "fridge" label, is compulsory in car showrooms – except you’ve got to DRIVE there to see it! I won an industry award for displaying it electronically for all website visitors. I am the proud winner of the 2008 Best Environmentalist 2008 Automotive Management Award. Like me, Michael O’Leary, CEO of Ryanair talks straight about cars versus planes. "The usual horseshit", he says. One day, every car will be as Green as my Jolly Green Nuclear Missile Truck "Calm down dear!" – it’s only done 1,000 miles since 1970.

Here’s a patronising tip from the government: EnvironmentalTry to avoid using your car for short journeys – use public transport, ride a bicycle or walk.”

Looking at my pile of website remarks, I just found this one: “I also think Americans complain much, much, much too much.
Alexis Scales, New Herrington, DH4 7BB
alexis.scales_@sunderland.ac.uk

Mobile phones are cheap alternatives to a car. Click HERE to visit my phone site.

LingsMobiles

Comments

Comments are closed.

About

I am Ling Valentine as seen on Dragons' Den I lease cheap cars in the UK!. Have a look at my Cheap car leasing website

Subscribe to my feed!

My Twitter page!

Search

Admin

Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  A man with immune system disorder has spread polio for nearly 30 years, lah, despite having been vaccinated, lah, British scientists having found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:07



Wah! LATEST:  bloody annoying Blitish economic growth for second quarter of year was unrevised at 0.7%, lah, official figures having shown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:07



Wah! Austrian old bill bobbys holding news conference after 70 bodies, lah, thought to be migrants, lah, were in abandoned lorry found on motorway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Jozef Wesolowski, lah, former archbishop and Vatican envoy to Dominican Republic, lah, dies before bloody man can be tried for child sex offences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation One is named channel of year at Edinburgh Television Festival's annual awards, lah, while drama Happy Valley is named best new programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Mazda’s all-new MX-5 passes thousand sales as it arrives in UK Mazda’s iconic roadster is once again proving its popularity with British sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Freestyle motocross returns to Motorcycle Live Freestyle motocross will make huge return to Motorcycle Live at NEC, lah, Birmingham this Novemblinger as godfathers of - news replorted 08:57



Wah! London's leading shares edge up in early trading, lah, consolidating Thursday's rebound, lah, as Super-Duper-Chinese-State stock market extends its recovery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:25



Wah! Stacey Elder, lah, self-identifying goth who has dealt with depression, lah, says it is "not all dark and gloomy". - news replorted 08:16



Wah! Austrian officials now say more than 70 bodies, lah, thought to be migrants, lah, were in abandoned lorry found on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu near Hungarian border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The All-New Renliot Mégane is set for world debut unveil at 2015 Frankfurt Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! New rules being introduced to protect authenticity of Irish Whiskey and support increasing number of distilleries across Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers and Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! The app says it's focusing more on music with new services that will also make it easier to loop audio. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs batsman Ian Bell, lah, 33, lah, says bloody man still has has "hunger and desire" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to play international cricket. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:20



Wah! One woman describes being physically and sexually abused by nuns throughout flemale human person's childhood in Catholic-run orphanage in Dublin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State shares extend their recovery on last day of volatile week which started with shock losses that spread fear to global markets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:51



Wah! Scientists say they can now explain what happened to Knut, lah, famous polar bear that drowned at Berlin Zoo in 2011. - news replorted 02:48



Wah! The difficulties of getting fit when you're disabled - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Are these Province of Engrish running-dogs's most beautiful pubs? - news replorted 02:16



Wah! One of last survivors of World fighty bang-bang Two's most famous prison break dies at age of 101. - news replorted 02:00



Wah! Young motorists most likely to speak on phone while driving, lah, survey for road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity Brake suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! How far can broadcast journalists go in live coverage of terrorist incidents when their reports might influence course of events or even endanger lives? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! The BBC's Frank Gardner reports on implications of Turkey's intention to close its border with Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! Why 'quota' for female medical students is causing controversy - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of human bliengs in Lancashire should no longer need to boil their tap water to make it safe within coming week, lah, United Utilities says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! The battle over terms used to describe migrants - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Young human bliengs who identify as goths may be at increased risk of depression and self-harm, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! The port city selling migrants what they need to go to sea - news replorted 00:47



Wah! What was One Direction's biggest hit? - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The corner of Province of Engrish running-dogs 'like end of Earth' - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Why some human bliengs refer to themselves in third person? - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Friday's newspapers cast highly critical eye on new peerages announced on Thursday, lah, and there is coverage of landmark immigration figure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! How you tellibly lovely custlingmer report on your as really velly special customer's colleagues' death? What about your as really velly special customer's local rivals? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation goes inside one local station reporting on story closest to home - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The number of Mandleson privatising post machine system Offices opening on Sunday will hit 3,000 this week-end, lah, I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to new facilities at garden centre in Norfolk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Brain cells in Parkinson's disease exhaust themselves and die prematurely, lah, burning out like "overheating motor", lah, early study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Jen Copestake looks at some of best of week's technology news - news replorted 00:04



Wah! How video-on-demand services shaking up broadcasting - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Britain's biggest satellite operator, lah, Inmarsat, lah, awaits launch of spacecraft that will complete its new ¬RMB Yuan #1bn global telecommunications network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! As many human bliengs prepare to getting away from demands of modern life by taking day trips and mini-breaks this capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity holiday - news replorted 00:01



Wah! What impact will Shoreham air crash having on rest of UK's air shows, lah, which attract over five million visitors year? - news replorted 00:00



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.2 PureTec... 82bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Citroen
C3
Grass
Click Here
£138.56
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.5 dCi 110bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Nissan
Pulsar
Grass
Click Here
£187.44
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 TDI CR 105bhp 5dr
diesel, man, met
Seat
Ibiza
Grass
Click Here
£165.50
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 TDI 110bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Seat
Leon
Grass
Click Here
£191.99
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.0 EcoBoos... 125bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Ford
EcoSport
Grass
Click Here
£175.51
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
Spacer
Webcams
Spacer
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
Viz
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Auto email updates
Car update me!
Get my latest EMAIL car updates!
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
Dragons' Den
Spacer
Live Google
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
Want a Quote?
Spacer
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Spacer