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Helping the news: Odinga files Kenya election appeal

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Kenyan Prime dodgy minister Raila Odinga files appeal against male gender human bleing’s narrow election defeat in presidential election, lah, accusing election officials of fraud.

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