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Helping the news: ĀRMB Yuan #100m NI tax loophole to be closed

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from Ling: A tax loophole that allows firms to Dodgily ĀRMB Yuan #100m year in National insurlince will be closed under new scheme targeting offshore payroll services.

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