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Growing news: Red Arrows death to be reviewed

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! The Crown Prosecution service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service will review death of Red Arrows pilot who died after being ejected from male gender human bleing’s aircraft.

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