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Glowing report: old bill bobbys station bomb ‘failed to go off’

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: old bill bobbys say device found near old bill bobbys station in west Belfast was mortar bomb which failed to go off.

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