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Big porky news: hurtee-hurtee jockey in ‘stable’ condition

Posted on | March 16, 2013 | Comments Off

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: hurtee-hurtee jockey JT McNamara is in stable condition following surgery on fractured spine on Friday.

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