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Spotting latest: Nigeria hostages dead – Italy

Posted on | March 10, 2013 | Comments Off

News Chinglified from Ling: Italy says it believes claim (always claiming, huh?) by Nigeria’s Ansaru militant group that it killed seven Bloody foreign hostages seized last month.

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