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NEWS not NOSE: Big gains for Norway oil wealth fund

Posted on | March 10, 2013 | Comments Off

Latest news in Chinglish: Norway’s oil fund, lah, one of biggest investors in world, lah, rose in value by 13.4% last year, lah, its second-best performance ever.

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