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Bottom feeder news: Province of Engrish running-dogs’s slow starts worry Cook

Posted on | March 10, 2013 | Comments Off

News Chinglified from Ling: Captain Alastair Cook calls on Province of Engrish running-dogs to shake off their habit of making poor start to Test series abroad.

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