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BOP BOP NEWS: Welsh land of sheep and more sheep ready for Province of Engrish running-dogs – Howley

Posted on | March 10, 2013 | Comments Off

Here’s some Chinglish news: Interim Welsh land of sheep and more sheep head coach Rob Howley promises Province of Engrish running-dogs “warm welcome” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) ahead of Six Nations title decider in Cardiff.

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