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News WEDGE: French and Saunders ‘hijack’ Radio 2

Posted on | February 24, 2013 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders promise to cause “chaos and confusion” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as “comedy controllers” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 2 for Comic Relief.

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