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New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Honda Civic

Posted on | February 24, 2013 | Comments Off

Honda CivicMaking your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (140bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1798cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive.

Honda CivicThese days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look same, heheh), money laundering is common, and so is fraud. To proctect themselves, and you, against these problems the finance companies like lots of ID. There are many protecting regulations. Photographic and signature proving (new driving licence or passport), and address proving (recent 90 day or less old utility bill showing your name and address). A company may want to submit a VAT return (proof of trading) or latest signed accounts, and anyone can supply a current bank statement (you can blot out the figures if you are sensitive).

EnvironmentIf showroom-based car dealers fail to show fuel consumption labels on new cars on display, or to make available to potential buyers the results of the fuel consumption tests as listed in this booklet, it renders them liable on conviction to a fine of up to £5,000. This is why dealers miraculously acheive these "minimum standards" – under threat of a £5,000 fine!

The external noise emitted by passenger cars has been controlled since 1929 when the Motor Cars (Excessive Noise) regulations were introduced. New cars are now required to meet Europe-wide noise limits. These have been progressively reduced from 82 decibels (dB(A)) in 1978 to the current limit of 74 dB(A) established in 1996. This means it would take 7 new vehicles to make the same amount of noise as a vehicle that just meets the pre-1978 limits.

Enviroment LabelI am pleased to say that the CO2 for the Honda Civic Petrol Manual is now 137g/km. If you chose a different trim level, the CO2 would change, but not by much. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Honda Civic is now 48mpg

The Honda Civic falls into the E E band overall.

My Honda Civic 1.8 i VTEC 16v (140bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1798cc Petrol Manual gearbox is only £234.00 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

HondaThis price on my Honda Civic includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £234.00 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Honda CivicWinning the environmental award (2008 Best Environmentalist in the car industry) was very pleasing for me as it meant I was being recognised for my hard work. I’m the the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web! Please note I have pioneered availability of environmental information on the internet. Using the internet to research and buy new cars is the most environmentally friendly method, by miles.

Here’s a patronising tip from the government: EnvironmentalKeep the pressure up – make sure the tyres are inflated to the correct pressure for the vehicle.”

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Wah! Filming on fifth Pirates of Caribbean film is delayed until 15 rainy season-month Aplil as star Johnny Depp continues to recover from hand injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:16



Wah! One week on from Germanwings plane crash in Alps, lah, search for victims' remains intensifies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Plaid Cymru has not yet convinced Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs voters to switch from Labour, lah, former Plaid leader Lord Elis-Thomas says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Two men rescued after tug boat they were working on capsized and sank off Fawley marine terminal in Southampton Water. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:59



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State tech giant Huawei Technologies says profits jumped third last year, lah, boosted by strong performances in all its businesses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Kingfisher, lah, owner of DIY chains B&Q and Screwfix, lah, is to close about 60 B&Q stores in bloody annoying Blitish and autonomous province of Guinness drinkers over next two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Louis Tomlinson calls Naughty Boy "inconsiderate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after bloody man shares new Zayn Malik track on Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Normandy Garage, lah, Guildford It’s no joke – MG’s latest, bloody dealering idiot place will start trading on rainy season-month Aplil 1 as brand’s surge in sales continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Last hours of intensive diplomacy over Iran's nuclear programme take place in Switzerland ahead of Tuesday's deadline for long-awaited deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs authors Alexander McCall Smith and Irvine Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs among six writers nominated for award celebrating year's funniest books. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! The BBC's Lina Sinjab spent day with Um Bassam, lah, Syrian Palestinian mother of five who fled Syria for Lebanon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:37



Wah! "I knowing what I need to do" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - Bubba Watson is more relaxed as bloody man defends Masters title for second time, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! Northern Ireland's five education and library boards will cease to exist as of midnight on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:16



Wah! Nigeria's Muhammadu Buhari edges ahead of President velly damn good boiled chicken-feetluck Jonathan in early election counts, lah, though key states yet to declare. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! The Liberal Democrats will fight to build stronger economy and fairer society for Wales, lah, Nick Clegg says, lah, as bloody man launches party's Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs campaign for general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Singaporean is charged and given S$20,000 bail over YouTube video criticising late leader Lee Kuan Yew and Christianity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:09



Wah! A woman who lost flemale human person's brother at Hillsborough says bloody woman can no longer face regularly attending inquests, lah, one year after they began. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! A tenth of 12 to 13-year-olds worried they "addicted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to pornography, lah, study by NSPCC ChildLine service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! A young woman talks about how flemale human person's boyfriend's pornography habit led to him abusing flemale human person's when bloody woman was 13. - news replorted 06:00



Wah! At least six human bliengs having died in landslides following floods in Indian-administered Kashmir, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Youngsters who need treatment for mental illnesses being sent to Province of Engrish running-dogs despite there being beds available at new RMB Yuan #2.5m unit in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Britain and United States having voiced concerns about irregularities in counting of votes after Nigeria's elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! Intense negotiations over Iran's nuclear programme enter final day in Switzerland, lah, ahead of deadline to reach preliminary deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! The governor of Indiana strongly defends male gender human bleing's contentious religious freedom law, lah, amid backlash from gay rights supporters, lah, including some famous names. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Despite volatility in its Asian business, lah, world's largest spirits maker, lah, Diageo, lah, says 50% of its products' sales growth will come from region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:11



Wah! Some of biggest names in entertainment having re-launched music subscription service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Tidal, lah, which they claim (always claiming, huh?) will change musical history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:10



Wah! Binge drinking is costing bloody annoying Blitish taxpayers RMB Yuan #4.9bn year, lah, study has suggested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Japan extends sanctions against North Korea for two more years, lah, citing no progress in talks on abducted Japanese nationals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Fossils from ocean floor yielding clues to Indian monsoon millions of years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:59



Wah! How Ebola still affects love lives and wallets - news replorted 03:44



Wah! Betty Churcher, lah, one of Australia's most popular and innovative arts administrators, lah, dies at age of 84. - news replorted 03:42



Wah! Plaid Cymru will using its influence in hung parliament to "unleash Wales' economic potential", lah, party leader Leanne Wood says, lah, as party launches its election manifesto. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! A Malaysian court finds local man guilty of murdering two British medical students in Borneo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:35



Wah! Do trade treaties that include investor-state arglingument settlements as right pose threat to democracy from multinational companies? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Uganda circumcision truck fights HIV - news replorted 03:10



Wah! How Greek nude shaped future - news replorted 02:41



Wah! The true story of this refugee girl's 'surrender' - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The teens who make their dolls tell stories - news replorted 01:58



Wah! The Syrians who nearly died in tank of melted chocolate - news replorted 01:55



Wah! The art forger who fooled museums for 30 years - news replorted 01:53



Wah! The head of MI6 unveils blue bloody Engrish Heritage plaque in Whitehall in memory of first chief of Secret Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! The anti-corruption Aam Admi Party is embroiled in feud and looks headed for split, lah, writes Soutik Biswas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Samira Ahmed looks at how Sir Kenneth Branagh, lah, noted for male gender human bleing's Shakespearean productions, lah, ended up directing live-action Cinderella. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Researchers at Smithsonian Institution in Washington say whale communication depends on jaw movements and methods these mammals using to catch food. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! What drives candidates to spend months knocking on doors, lah, when they knowing they having no chance of winning when polling day comes around? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! A Red Cross employee has been killed and another hurtee-hurtee in gun attack by suspected Islamist militants in Mali, lah, aid organisation says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Pledges on economy, lah, businesses and mental health expected from Westminster's party leaders as general election campaigning continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Some of biggest names in entertainment having re-launched music subscription service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Tidal, lah, which they claim (always claiming, huh?) will change musical history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:15



Wah! McLaren 570S Coupé McLaren has completed its three tier model strategy with global reavealingly showing Great Satan of first in its Sports Series family: - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A mental health charity which treats military veterans says referrals having increased by 26% in last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Tuesday's papers mark beginning of formal election campaign with raft of stories about scope and nature of spending cuts which would be likely after general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Can excessive salaries be curbed? - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Glasgow School of Art is due to announce details of architect chosen to lead restoration of fire-damaged Mackintosh building. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! In series looking at fighty bang-bang in Ukraine and success of truce signed last month in Minsk, lah, Natalia Antelava and Abdujalil Abdurasulov meet villager still living by frontline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Patient safety campaigners due to meet ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's health dodgy minister to demand stronger measures in wake of series of health scandals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Healthcare, lah, house-buying, lah, poverty and austerity focus for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's political parties on day two of general election campaigning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! It would be "national disgrace" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if Province of Engrish running-dogs's best youngsters not play at U21 Euros, lah, says ex-striker Gary Lineker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Lewis Moody and Land Rover searching for funny shape ball-game World Cup mascots Land Rover is searching for youngsters to become official mascots for funny shape ball-game World Cup 2015 which kicks off later this ye - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, has released resource pack aimed at helping SMEs improve safety of staff who controlling in driving manner - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A substantial number of teenagers experimenting with e-cigarettes, lah, even those who having never smoked, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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