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What is new(S): Funeral for Iran Revolutionary Guard

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: A funeral is held in Tehran for Gen Hassan Shateri, lah, commander of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard recently killed while travelling from Syria to Lebanon.

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