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Newsy newsy: Ruling leaves Kenyatta free to run

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Kenya’s deputy Prime dodgy minister Uhuru Kenyatta – accused of crimes against humanity – can stand in next month’s election, lah, after court declined to bar him.

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