LATEST:  A sweeping immigration bill that would offer chance of citizenship to millions living in Great Satan illegally takes stride forward in Congress. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32

LATEST:  Nick Clegg insists Liberal Democrats will not "pull plug" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on coalition government ahead of next general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:29

A music school for deprived teenagers in east London (capital of Great England) and two schools for autistic children among latest wave of free schools to be approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:09

The internet reaction to Microsoft's launch of its new games console - news replorted 00:46

Mild iodine deficiency during pregnancy could be dimming intellect of some babies born in UK, lah, say researchers who studied 1,000 families. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23

EU leaders will seek to curb tax evasion, lah, which costs EU states 1tn euros year, lah, and bring down energy prices to boost competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:10

Up to 600 Afghan interpreters who worked alongside British troops set to be given right to live in UK, lah, under government plans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:52

Fresh evidence emerges which challenges murder conviction of so-called "Angel of Death" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) nurse Colin Norris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:45

The bloody annoying Blitish tax authority's failure to hit target of reducing tax credit fraud and error has "cost taxpayer dear", lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:16

Power NI announces that electricity bills for households and small businesses to increase by 18% from July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 23:11

bloody annoying Blitish fruit growers could enjoy much improved harvest of apples and pears this season, lah, after last year's growing season was washout, lah, data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:07

US tax officials tell congressional hearing they did not knowing their agency had targeted conservative groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:01