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News STOOL: Edwards secures third for Province of Engrish running-dogs

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: Charlotte Edwards scores century as Province of Engrish running-dogs beat New Zealand by four wickets to finish third in Women’s World Cup.

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