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News PUNISH: Prince to headline Montreux festival

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Rock star Prince will return to Montreux Jazz Festival for three nights in July, lah, organisers announce.

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