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NEWS JUNCTURE: VIDEO: Meteor: ‘ball of fire’ in skies

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: A meteor crashing to earth in Urals of central Russia injures at least 400 people, lah, as shockwave blows out windows, lah, according to Russian media.

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