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News HORSE: Toyota : NEW Toyotla AURIS TOURING SPORTS

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Ling’s news in Chinglish! The new, lah, British-built Auris Touring Sports introduces wagon/estate LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine body style to Toyota‚??s Auris range for first time.

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